Weirdest/Funniest Place youve had sex

JQ89

JQ89

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high school parking lot during a school dance in my car hahaim sure you guys have some good ones.my friend did it in a movie theatre bathroom too lol
 
fyi i did check the searchbar before i created this, i couldnt find anything maybe i just didnt search the right thing
 
i find it ironic how your comments on profile say "fuck the police" but one of your friends/family in that picture just became a policeman?
 
haha only police in my town, small town suburb where all the cops do is bust kids for underage drinking and smoking weed. my buddy is a cop in a big city, i respect those guys
 
got dome in a park bathroom stall and a little kid walked in and took a piss during it in the stall next to us, awkward but awesome
 
also in a bedroom with two young kids sleeping... im not proud of that one though lol looking back that was mad fucked up
 
Down the street from my house party, on my neighbour's lawn because her ex was at the party. Also on her parent's water bed.
 
1. In the Roskie Hall Study room right next to my RA2. in an old barn3. Way to drunk with three of my friends from my home town in the room at the same time trying to sleep.
 
1. on a friends neighbors power box (she was on top me standing) outside at 3 a.m.

2. anal with ex gf while parents in room next door at like 2 a.m.

3. on futon in dorm with roomie right above on his loft fucking a chick (she was loud)

4. On futon while roomie and buddie where on loft above and loft next to me (same loud girl)

5. Dorm shower at like 2 a.m. and people still came in (same loud girl we didnt stop for them)

6. In hottub with other people in it (she was on top of my lap facing away ex gf) other people were doing shit also

Prolly forgetting something
 
got one!!

ok...so, this was year ago, when i was dating a girl back in high school. we just started doin the whole sex thing, so, logically, we wanted to do everything possible.

so were doing wutevr'z in her room, and the girl makes the righteous decision to migrate to her parents room. i agree to these unorthodox circumstances as a means to hopefully increase the excitement of the experience.

so we keep on keepin on, lord knows im enjoying it because this bed is just the perfect height that i can leisurely do my thing without much uncomfort.

then, the front door opens. automatic freakout, as you can imagine. but, i figure, this kind of this couldnt possibly happen, because my life is not a movie.

however, my optimistic thoughts prove to be false when we hear the familiar voice of her father downstairs, and my girlfriend, the thoughtful gal that she was, bolts, telling me to stay in HER PARENTS ROOM, to await further instruction by her.

naturally, her dad climbs the stairs to his own room, and just as he reaches the top, i hear footsteps scampering out of the room across the hall, her room. meanwhile, im standing, completely unclothed with nothing to conceal myself, holding desperately to the door handle like my effort to keep it closes will help avoid suspicion that perhaps we WERENT having sex in their bedroom.

so after some discussion, most of which i didnt quite get because of the sheer terror that i was experiencing behind that door, i heard a small chuckle, and a descent down the stairs. my stomach in my throat, i hear a soft voice behind the door letting me know that i managed to dodge a bullet and i am in fact not to be murdered for having sex with her father's 16 year old daugher.

needless to say, it took me a good 4 hours to recover, and i could never look at her father with any sense of dignity again.

that one sticks out in my mind.
 
haha kinda like the same circumstances with me,

we were going at it my back up against the couch (i was sitting on the floor) her facing me on top. we were mostly clothed which was good, i just kinda had my pants down a little and it through the hole in my boxers and her sweatpants were just pulled down a little. her mom walked down the stairs without us hearing her for some reason and was just like standing there talking to us completely unbeknownst to her what was going on. talk about an instant boner killer
 
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