Weirdest / dumbest Ski - based mistakes

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DrFrosticals

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What are the weirdest or dumbest skiing related mistakes you or someone you know has made. Example: bought a pair of old beater skis off a bud for real cheapo, didn’t inspect them before bringing them home and got home and realized they didn’t have edges underfoot... still tried to ski them anyways and ended up dislocating my shoulder because I slipped on some ice.
 
I forgot to take a shit once and ended up blowing brown halfway down a double black diamond

They had to call ski patrol
 
Standing in line with gf, chair ahead of us has 3 and we're about to get on with a snow boarder. He starts moving forward to make the chair ahead of us 4 at the last moment and I'm tired and its early so I go up with him and my girlfriend. There are now 6 people waiting for the chair and the liftee has to stop it and my ski pops off so I stand there like an idiot for 10 seconds before he says, 'what are you doing get your ski back on!' Absolute jerriest of jerries for rest of day
 
Not sure if it's really ski-based but one time I got a nacho stuck within the sound hole of my guitar
 
Gravest? Not taking freshman year of college seriously enough, or just any time there was snow on the ground and being in school over-lapped.
 
didnt happen to me but a guy u was skiing with, toe and heel bindings on his left ski ripped out when he went for a nose butter
 
Woke up from a car ride, put my shit on, got on a lift, got off skied on a green listening to music half asleep, caught an edge stopping and passed out and got concussed.
 
Ive taken bindings to the butt plenty of times landing backseat, but one time my binding was feeling sneaky and penetrated me about 1 cm
 
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