Weirdest/coolest injury CLAIM thread

i attempted frontflipped from a bed to another one on a pogo stick hit my head on he medal part of the bead got knocked unconscious and then had to get 30 stiches in my forehead awake when i was five
 
When i was six, i fell while bmx, got an open bone fracture (bone was sticking out) in the hospital they used local anaesthetics then pushed the bone back in place, closed up right in front of my eyes, i found it awesome, very weird thing was, it didnt hurt as long as i dint move it whilst 3years later i broke my wrist again and had much more pain, and it was just a hair fracture...
-my 2cent...
 
cracked my collarbone in half on two separate occasions, and fractured my knee-cap. all separately and all from rather pussy falls.
 
my boyfriend gave me a concussion and a broken nose. this happened skiing. we collided. he was perfectly fine. when we hit i got knocked out, and then somehow managed to ski back down with my face all bloody and there was blood frozen to my face. eww.
and i also broke my wrist fist day of the season and skied the next day with a broken wrist. it was funnn
 
This season in December I broke 2 bones in my foot and broke my heel bone into 3 pieces. My heel over-healed so now it pokes out a bunch on the side of my foot. Also on my second mountain bike of the year II cut a corner too tight and fisted a tree and fractured the bone in my hand that connects to my pinky finger. It hasn't been a good year for me aha.
 
whilst i was the age of 12, i had the urge to dunk a basketball so i stood on a cinder block but it fell out from under me and i landed on my arm. it snapped. i cried
 
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i took a ski pole to the mouth and pushed half my teeth backwards
 
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