Weirdest/coolest injury CLAIM thread

steezeandskis

steezeandskis

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I got a spinal concussion huckin a cornace and couldnt feel my fingers for a few weeks, and I shattered my elbow after dislocating it biking. I now have a titaniam chromium plated wenice. CLAIM
 
i corked 9'ed into a wall on a trampoline, fell onto my hand, and somehow it broke my funny bone offnow i cant staightn my elbow, have a badass scar and a pin in my arm holding multiple bone peices together.
 
i was gonna post my recent surgery but it doesn't compare.

anyways i dislocated my shoulder 6 times this season and just had brankhart surgery to fix my labrum and loose cartilage. only cool thing was my doctor was operated and worked with kobe and roger clemens. i didn't even request the guy, he was the only one who was open all summer...
 
Overshot and over rotated a jump in february, my femur snapped completely in half and I could wiggle it inside of my leg without moving moving the lower part of my leg haha, two rods put it. then in april I thought I was healed enough to go on a tramp but wrong fucking choice my leg twisted as I was bouncing and I was looking down and saw it snap along with all my friends there. rods bent 45 degrees and they weren't suppose to even bend. they had to unbend them, take them out and put bigger ones in. Claim hahaha
 
ummmm i almost got ripped in half by an electric wire and a horses foot. now i have a fun scar on my side :]
 
Overshot and overrotated on my first day jumping season before last...

Kidney split into 5 seperate pieces, collapsed right lung which over 2 pints of fluid was drained from via a very large syringe through my back, serious internal bruising, severe concussion, broken ribs.

2 weeks in the ICU, and I had to have a stint put into my bladder... So it was very painful to piss for MONTHS. And my urine was bloody until the end of that winter.

Great stuff.
 
well, lucky i havent been hurt bad (knock on wood), but i have been hurt in an embarrassing way.

i had those baseball thing that attached to a pole and you hit it and it winds around the pole, unwinds and then you hit it again. well i took a really big swing when i wasnt ready and ended up whacking myself in the head with a metal baseball bat. i was convinced i had a concussion although i dont really think i had one. i was probably 7

then i tagged this kid out as he was running to first base one day. he ran into my glove and he was a big kid and bend my thumb the wrong way. i hurt like a mofo. i dont know if i broke it but it was really swollen. then we were up to bat and i wanted to bat, so i hit this hard ground balls for a in the park homerun with this enormous thumb that hurt so much. i was like 8 here, haha

well, i have quit baseball since then, now im a lacrosse player and i have only caused injuries ;)
 
when i was 12 i was skiing on spruce peak at stowe (before they groomed it)... i fell and started tomahawking... double ejected and one of my skis hit me in the face just below my eye. My cousin wrapped a scarf around my face and i skied to the bottom. Broke my cheek bone, needed 12 stitches, full head wrap for a week, and i couldn't open my eye for about a month. Doctors say my goggles saved my life, or my eye... they werent sure.
 
My dad had a stint put in his bladder. And he would scream like he had been shot when he tried to piss. I know what you mean.
 
when i was about 5 i was racing this person on my scooter, and they were on fruit boots, down this what seemed to be big hill. i was going super fast and somehow crashed into this parked truck, broke my leg, then found out the other person didnt even go so i guess i won.

this other time in hawaii i was boogiboarding and the wave smashed me down and i broke my collerbone
 
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i shattered my patella (kneecap) into 5 pieces jumping off a cattrack onto a run that i thought had snow on it. dumb as fuck i know but i though it was 30ft. later where there actually was snow. i know i know pics or it didnt blah blah there pretty graphic so pm me.
 
I fucked up my shoulder real bad one day this winter. I was trying to do a 7 but for some reason I set a cork 7. Interestingly enough, it was a picture perfect cork 7, I just took off a little backseat and backslapped on the landing really hard. I put an accidental cork 7 to feet lol.
 
Blew up my shoulder landing in the middle of the pipe. Dislocated it, broke my humerus in half, and tore up a few tendons. Long story short I ended up with 2 screws for the rest of my life.
 
i managed to break my arm by doing an ollie on a skateboard. i fell and it was on of the biggest fails of my life
 
Dislocated and Fractured my hip, and tore my lung overshooting and overspinning a backflip over a small kicker. didn't know about the lung until a couple days later when air leaked out of the hole in my lung into a cavity and started irritating my spinal chord, couldn't take a proper breath for about 2 weeks after that.
 
Impaled my liver with my ski pole overshooting spent 3 weeks in intensive care, wasn't sposed to live, and then 2 years later overshot again breaking my pelvis in a few spots and tearing my rotator cuff. Needless to say I am pretty sure I am done with jumps.
 
fractured by growth plate in my lower leg jumping into a pool, it hit the side where it starts to slope down,also split my leg open right under my knee skiing in woods i purposely bailed so i wouldnt hit a fallen log and cut my leg on something got 16 stitches.
 
my cat scratched my face and split my eyelid in half

now to claim for my mom, she got her pole stuck under her patella back when she was racing in high school.
 
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