Weird things you were caught doing by your parents

I had a stash of dead lighters in my room i was throwing out one day, one fell out of my pocket right in front of my mom and she asked me if i had anymore cause both my pockets were bulging and she just like took them and was pretty weirded out lol
 
when i was around 9 or 10 years old, i for some reason developed the habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bedroom. I did this once a day at whatever time was convenient. This started to really piss my parents off, as neither me nor my two brothers would admit to doing it, and my brothers had no idea which one of us it was. eventually, my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. not fun.
 
when i was around 9 or 10 years old, i developed a habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bathroom. i did this once a day at whatever time was convenient to me. my parents ended up getting real pissed off because they could not figure out which kid was doing it (i have two brothers, and all three of us denied all accusations). this went on for a couple weeks until my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. i got smacked
 
13607416:Blindsurfer said:
when i was around 9 or 10 years old, i developed a habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bathroom. i did this once a day at whatever time was convenient to me. my parents ended up getting real pissed off because they could not figure out which kid was doing it (i have two brothers, and all three of us denied all accusations). this went on for a couple weeks until my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. i got smacked
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this is beyond fucked up
 
13607410:Blindsurfer said:
when i was around 9 or 10 years old, i for some reason developed the habit of secretly peeing in a glass and then leaving it on the counter in my parents' bedroom. I did this once a day at whatever time was convenient. This started to really piss my parents off, as neither me nor my two brothers would admit to doing it, and my brothers had no idea which one of us it was. eventually, my mom walked in on me peeing in the glass. not fun.
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oh my god HAHAHA
 
13607441:Blindsurfer said:
FUCK i meant to say it was the bathroom not the bedroom. fuck it whatever
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Its cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
 
13607444:CHORIZO said:
Its cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
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lol thats fucked
 
Mom walked in on me singing Katy Perry when I was 12. Thought I was the only one in the house. I think I ran away from home for a few hours out of sheer embarrassment.
 
When I was 5 my mom caught me basically air humping on a coffee table to the song she bangs by ricky martin. She got a pretty decent video of it before I saw her taping me from behind a corner.
 
before i went into kindergarten (skipped Pre-K) i would basically stay at home all day with my mom. i would get really bored and one day decided to take the fish out of the fish take and play with them on the carpet. (i have no clue why) one day my mom caught me. i dont remember what the consequences were.
 
13607510:connecticunt said:
When I was 5 my mom caught me basically air humping on a coffee table to the song she bangs by ricky martin. She got a pretty decent video of it before I saw her taping me from behind a corner.
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Lmao
 
Right when I was old enough to have unsupervised baths I took all the bread out of it's bag and put it over my head so id be able to "breathe" underwater in the bathtub. Mom found me before I suffocated haha.

One night my mom found me blackout sitting in a chair, facing the wall, yelling and laughing at it.

My dad has probably seen me passed out butt naked on the couch, he's never said anything about it though haha.
 
-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.

-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.

-BLandz was loud af walking in door.

-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.

-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.

-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.

-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.

-BLandz's mother was pissed.

-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.

-S.I.P BLandz
 
13615513:BLandz said:
-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.

-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.

-BLandz was loud af walking in door.

-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.

-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.

-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.

-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.

-BLandz's mother was pissed.

-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.

-S.I.P BLandz
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lost it at this for some reason. Now my parents are pissed
 
When I was like 7 I got butt ass naked to take a shit just to see if it was different than shitting with my clothes on I guess, I have no Idea why I did it. But I didn't lock the door and my dad walked it to the bathroom right as I sat down. That was awkward.
 
13615602:THEE_wizard said:
When I was like 7 I got butt ass naked to take a shit just to see if it was different than shitting with my clothes on I guess, I have no Idea why I did it. But I didn't lock the door and my dad walked it to the bathroom right as I sat down. That was awkward.
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doesnt everyone get naked to shit??
 
13615617:jca said:
doesnt everyone get naked to shit??
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hahahah. after experimenting with different methods, ive concluded that shitting ends up working out the best with pants off. different strokes for different folks tho
 
13607380:edai said:
I had a stash of dead lighters in my room i was throwing out one day, one fell out of my pocket right in front of my mom and she asked me if i had anymore cause both my pockets were bulging and she just like took them and was pretty weirded out lol
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You must be twelve if your mom is confiscating your lighters.
 
So, I was born on a cow farm. Like, an actual farm. When I was 4 or so I figured out how to open locks, and being the excited little child I was, decided to open the biggest lock we had. This lock was the most important lock on the farm. The lock that kept one of our gates shuts, thus keeping the cows in.

I opened the lock brought it in the house to show my dad, and caused the county road to be shut down because we had cows all over. It was a day long process of getting them back onto the farm and in the pens.

I didn't learn from this, and was caught several times trying to open gates, and let the cows be free.
 
13615927:safarisam said:
So, I was born on a cow farm. Like, an actual farm. When I was 4 or so I figured out how to open locks, and being the excited little child I was, decided to open the biggest lock we had. This lock was the most important lock on the farm. The lock that kept one of our gates shuts, thus keeping the cows in.

I opened the lock brought it in the house to show my dad, and caused the county road to be shut down because we had cows all over. It was a day long process of getting them back onto the farm and in the pens.

I didn't learn from this, and was caught several times trying to open gates, and let the cows be free.
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#FREETHECOWS
 
I was like 7 or 8 and was about to take a shower. I basically had my own bathroom because my dad had one in his bedroom so I thought I was completely safe. I started to piss in the shower while the water was warming up. Keep in mind I'm not standing in the shower yet. My dad walks in to ask about something and caught me in the act and proceeded to yell at me how there's a toilet right next to me..

No clue why I did it. It just felt right.
 
13615943:.Rybak. said:
I was like 7 or 8 and was about to take a shower. I basically had my own bathroom because my dad had one in his bedroom so I thought I was completely safe. I started to piss in the shower while the water was warming up. Keep in mind I'm not standing in the shower yet. My dad walks in to ask about something and caught me in the act and proceeded to yell at me how there's a toilet right next to me..

No clue why I did it. It just felt right.
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but really, who doesn't pee in the shower???
 
I didnt get caught but the first time I ever masturbated I was in the shower while my mom was doing the laundry outside. I started to like rub the top of my gentlemens sausage and I just went "ooo" "oooaaahhhhhh" "OOOOOOAAAA" and splooged on the curtain. She didnt notice thank god
 
one time when I was like 5 or 6 i wanted to know what it would feel like to be really fat so I shoved a bunch of clothing in my pants and shirt and my mom walked in on me
 
13615927:safarisam said:
So, I was born on a cow farm. Like, an actual farm.
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Oh, an actual farm? Not the other kind?

(also, if your main commodity was cattle/dairy, you were born on a ranch. If it was row crops + some livestock its just called a farm)
 
13616074:Phil-X- said:
Oh, an actual farm? Not the other kind?

(also, if your main commodity was cattle/dairy, you were born on a ranch. If it was row crops + some livestock its just called a farm)
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Well, you know how people joke that they were born on a farm? It's like that.

(It was a farm, we had several heads but mostly produced corn. I'm still in ag- i hope I know the difference.)
 
13616088:safarisam said:
Well, you know how people joke that they were born on a farm? It's like that.

(It was a farm, we had several heads but mostly produced corn. I'm still in ag- i hope I know the difference.)
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What are you studying again
 
13616040:chacha33 said:
I didnt get caught but the first time I ever masturbated I was in the shower while my mom was doing the laundry outside. I started to like rub the top of my gentlemens sausage and I just went "ooo" "oooaaahhhhhh" "OOOOOOAAAA" and splooged on the curtain. She didnt notice thank god
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this had nothing to do with being caught by your parents and it was just a weird story that i wish i never heard
 
I remember when I was in high school I had a party while my parents were out of town and when they got back my mom found a few strands of blonde hair caught on a chair and freaked the fuck out. My dad didn't really care.
 
13615943:.Rybak. said:
I was like 7 or 8 and was about to take a shower. I basically had my own bathroom because my dad had one in his bedroom so I thought I was completely safe. I started to piss in the shower while the water was warming up. Keep in mind I'm not standing in the shower yet. My dad walks in to ask about something and caught me in the act and proceeded to yell at me how there's a toilet right next to me..

No clue why I did it. It just felt right.
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I do it all the time
 
13615513:BLandz said:
-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.

-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.

-BLandz was loud af walking in door.

-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.

-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.

-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.

-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.

-BLandz's mother was pissed.

-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.

-S.I.P BLandz
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BLandz a make her dance
 
13607444:CHORIZO said:
Its cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
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Yeah I'd say I piss in the sink about as often as in the toilet.
 
13607444:CHORIZO said:
Its cool dude. I used to be scared of the sound of my toilet flushing so i used to pee in a bowl then pour it in the sink before bed. I dont think the bowl was really necissary.
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I pee in the sink most of the time now honestly, it doesnt waste water to flush and is quiet lol
 
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