Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

i do this too, except today i took a drink before i was finished my last part of the meal...it was weird.
 
When I'm a passenger in cars at night and really bored I kind of squint and unfocus my eyes when I look at lamp posts to make them like big lazer lines shooting into the sky.
 
I like to see how far away I can stand from the public urinals as a distance shot

I always bike with my right foot forwards when coasting

I sleep with my sleeping bag a lot, because I dont like making my bed

 
Okay guys this is a biiig secret tell no one.

Sometimes....

I look at girls butts when they walk by DONT TELL A MOTHERFUCKING SOUL
 
I strongly prefer to skate with a short sleeve shirt on. Ill start out with layers, but always have the intention of taking them off.

If skating a miniramp, 95% of the time I have to do a rock to fakie then fakie tail stall, or whatever you're gonna call that, before any other tricks start. Exceptions are if I need a lot of speed for the first trick, like lipslides or something. And usually I just do them after anyway.

I think a lot of people do this, but if I'm skating and I land something and my shirt gets stuck on top of my pants, I have to fix it.
 
i have to put the clothes i'm wearing for school the next day in a pile next to my bed every night...and

when i shower i always do the same pattern of bathing every time

1st: shampoo

2nd: conditioner

3rd: soap

4th: facewash

(when i shave it's always between step 2 and 3)
 
-I get up at 4:00am and go to the gym everyday before school, if I dont go to the gym in the morning, my day is runied and im tired all day long.

- All I listen to is gangster/ hoodrat music, even though I dont act like it in any way.
 
bumping this thread but i knew it existed and i thought of something i needed to add

sometimes when i take a pee (probably about 1/3 to 1/2 the time) this thought crosses my mind. what if, at that moment you are peeing, you are actually having a very boring, normal seeming dream and you are actually asleep in lecture / the library / somewhere public and at any minute might wake up covered in piss with everyone laughing at you.

its really quite a horrible thought and i pray it never really happens
 
i cant sleep with socks oni sometimes imagine people i know seeing through my eyes

jib with my pen on my books during class

 
ok this is hard to explain. sometimes when im driving in the passenget seat of a car i tap my fingers or feet along in line with driveways, telephone poles, other signs etc. im not sure why but I find myself doing it a lot for no reason when im bored. weird
 
ok guys dont get me wrong on this one, but sometimes at night i like to cover myself in vaseline and lay on the floor and pretend to be a slug...

either that or i stand in front of the toaster and pretend not to flinch when the toast pops out
 
I always get two words, and make them relate to each other in as many ways possible, it's a little mind game. Every letter represents its number in the alphabet, A=1, B=2, etc.

For example: Marvin Gaye- M+I=V, R+G=Y, I+E=N, M+A=N.
 
i hate when the legs of my boxers get rolled up when i put on pants in the morning, so i always reach into my pants and pull them back down.

i hate when my bedsheet comes up higher than my comforter, so i always have to rearrange my bed so that the sheet doesnt come up too far on my face when im sleeping.

i play with my hair more than any man ever should, especially when im trying to fall asleep at night.

when i jerk off i usually have about 10 videos open to just the right spot so that when im about to blow i click through them all in rapid succession and enjoy the variety.

sometimes i get in weird moods and just made really awkward faces for no reason as if to make myself laugh.

when im bored i often close my mouth and bite the edge of my tongue with the sharp spots of my teeth, sometimes even to the point where i make myself bleed.

when i drive by other drivers or people walking down the street i often make fun of them out loud to myself in some awful way. example: "yeah you keep walking your dumbass little poofball dog you fat bastard." or "come on, you can do it, keep driving, yeah you're going 20 under the speed limit, lets go you dumbass old lady."

i also knock on my teeth alot with my knuckles. i dont know why. its almost like when people bang their fingers on a desk to make drum beats. i will bonk my teeth and chomp down to different beats.

if i eat a bagel with cream cheese, i absolutely have to scoop the excess cream cheese out of the hole in the middle.

when im alone in my room i'll often do really weird stretches on my bed. i'll lay down on my back and do half a back sommersault and just hold my ass up in the air and stretch my back and neck out, or i'll lay down in some awkward twisted yoga pose. you know, the kind of shit you'd never do if people were around.

every once in a while when im sitting down, bored, in boxers or sweats, i'll just pull them out and look down at my penis and say "oh hello thar!"

on the topic of penises, i'll still helicopter in the mirror after a shower...
 
I always imagine if people the way I see myself in the mirror is the same as everyone else sees me or if there are lite things that people see differently but we never realize that our views are different. I always sit it class and cross my legs and then draw out sentences with my feet by moving my ankle and spelling out the letters in the air. Sometimes I pull out my hair one by one when I'm really bored and analyze the strands to see how thick they are and compare which strand is more damaged than the other. Sometimes I'll switch my clothing 3-4 times a day including my underwear, you can ever be too clean. I love feet, not like a fetish but I am not grossed out by them at all unless the person had disgusting toe nails (people with diabetes often have bad toe nails if they don't take care of them). That's it for meow 👐
 
in the car, except when driving, I time when the front and back wheels are inline with the telephone poles and imagine them lifting up as to avoid the line where the pole is.

always sleep naked, started a while ago and can never go back to boxers

I always play with the remote and pretend its a skier and see if I can control the flips and spins it does when I throw it

always sleep with the fan on and window open (unless its cold as balls, then I close the window) and then cover myself in blankets. theres a specific arrangement, sheet has to be properly placed then comforter comes up to my armpits and has to wrap around my feet. then I have a really warm blanket that coves up to my neck and I stick my hands in it to keep em warm.

I crack my back and my neck like hourly

I store all sorts of random shit in my camera bag, no clue why but its on a shelf beside my couch and I have easy access to it and always put random stuff in there
 
Last night I slept in my car just for fun

I talk to my dog like she's talking to me, but only when nobody's home

I draw swastikas in my schools bathroom just so the administrators think there's some fucked up nazi jerk at my school

Whenever I'm in public alone I pretend to be either some self absorbed asshole or a special Ed kid

When I see random people in public I try to think about what they're thinking about

I ALWAYS match my shirt, shoes and boxers.

I only listen to bluegrass music
 
When im bored in school i go through my classes and count all the girls in each class i would do.....makes time go by and is much better than doing calculus.
 
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