Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

truth ladies.

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randomly when im walkin around, I will like grab my abs. like put fingers on the creases and grab the individual "pack"
 
Also i always take 3 showers a day (no matter the season)

I often piss in the shower

I write notes in my cellphone for everything (ex. to do list, movies to watch, ppl to call, so many song lyrics, songs to download, websites to check out, things to buy, etc)
 
Except for the last one, we are pretty much the same person.

Also, I use tweezers on my eyebrows and nose hairs.

I always lock the door when I use the bathroom, even if I'm home alone.

Before I go to sleep, I lay in my bed with my feet on the pillow and my head on the other end for a few minutes.

Whenever I walk by a women's bathroom, and someone is entering or exiting, I peek inside just to see what it looks like.

I'm really messy when I brush my teeth. Like toothpaste runs down my hand and whatnot.

I have to finish eating one part of my meal before I start another.

If I have to pee late at night, I don't pee in the water so the noise doesn't wake people up, but then I always end up flushing the toilet anyways.
 
every time i pass another car in traffic, i count it, and i see how many cars i pass before i reach my destination.
 
I go straight up caffeine only affects me for like 15 20 minutes so if i drink a cup then go shower and brush me teeth i can straight go to sleep in like 3 minutes flat. my dad is the same but my mom is like on meth when she has caffeine.
 
when I'm driving or skiing I'll make sounds like a race car going by when I pass someone really quickly

if I can't sleep at night I get in the strangest position and then I can fall asleep

if someone tells me not to do something I always have to do it one more time
 
i have a hand down my pants all the time. not even just when im sitting down but when im walking i like to secure the package, its comforting
 
I dont wash my hair. I havent since christmas, and Im gonna go for a whole year and maybe give it a wash on new years day. maybe.
 
when walking around in the house or really anywhere i will sometimes make turbo spooling, blow off valves, and gear shifting noises. sometimes i throw in an ebrake pull when i have slippery socks on as i "drift" around the turn.

thats about it haha

 
I pee to the side of the water in the toilet

I have never pooped at school except for 1 atomic dump so i never touched the toilet

I always open bathroom doors with paper towels after i wash my hands

 
I take 3 minuet showers

I have to be cold to fall asleep

I make race car noises while drivng and constantly try to ketch up with the car in front of me like a XC race

I avoid the color red

I like to make faces at the people in the car next to me on the highways

I make a lot of lists for random things, school, shopping, food, schedules, snowboarding trips, ect.

I only use pens. no pencils.

im sure theres more...
 
oh other than the fast and furious i have never poo'd in a public place or at a friends house. it doesnt seem sanitary. i am only able to shit at my house or in my hotel room, my throne
 
This. I've always kind of wondered...do people think in second person? Because I always think in second person.
 
I sing out loud when Im skiing and mountain biking.I usually also do play by play commentary while skiing and mtb. (kinda like colby's msp segment)

 
holy shit me too!
i always used to pretend there was a huge knife off the side of the car like cutting signs and shit.
 
I forgot about one of my weirder ones. Sometimes I narrate my life. Like after I say something, in my head I'll be like "...he said triumphantly."
 
-Can't take a shit anywhere except for at my house. I have to be in the comfort of my own bathroom

-I usually sing and talk to myself when skiing, it makes me that much more skilled

There's probably a ton more, I'll post them up if I think of them
 
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