weird stuff you can get on e-bay

god damnit! I hate it when things don;t work. the jims soul one doesn't...

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there is a reality tv magazine; The world is coming to a fucking end!
 
one time i found an auction for a ''swift kick in the ass'' for $1 but no one had bid on it

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
bahahaha...

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time.-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!!

Jake Rodriguez

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

 
I remember that virginity auction.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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the thong one is just a little bit disgusting.... i dont want some chick to send me here used, masterbated in, and not washed thong in the mail... thats just messed up

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
someone sold a half eaten subway sandwhich once

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
i know a kid who sold a dollar for 2$

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
wow, that used panties one is an awesome idea. She has quite the entrapreneural idea.

 
thats dope i can make money by just taking pictures of people and selling their souls online muahahahahahha

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'Let's give them milk, and cookies, and handcuffs.'- Jacko

'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot
 
I saw an invisible t-shirt. there was a guy modeling it and everything, he just wasnt wearing a shirt. haha, it sold for a lil oer 2 bucks i think, shipping was like 10. hahaha

.Ski.
 
i love ebay i remeber one time someone was selling acid

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Well one day i was walking by and a saw a man and he said he would give my gold plated skis if i gave up snow in lower wisconsin and i got greedy and that is why we get no snow
 
someone tried to sell a kilo of premium cocaine and it was up for over 2 days til they took it down

.Ski.
 
Yah I remember that Cocaine thing, the price insane.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
a kid in my video produation class sold his soul on ebay, it was funny, he got like $5 for it or something.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

'I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...'
 
my neighbor bought a real ak47 with 3 loaded magazines. the thing is beast.

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East//Side//Films
 
does anyone remember when there were some people that were trying to sell their kids on ebay? Talk about a little screwed up.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
some kid, I think somware in colorado tried to sell their school. they got in alot of trouble

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there is a reality tv magazine; The world is coming to a fucking end!
 
i remember a guy trying to sell a 'new folder' for your computer...it was funny

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
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