Weird Pedo In Library

[Chubbs.]

So im sitting in class... and all of a sudden all these cop cars come cruizin down the street and all surround the library on my campus. I guess some 35 year old "townie", as we call the weird muther fuckers that never left the college town after they graduated, was just chillin in the corner of the library with his shlong out wackin' it while lookin at a bunch of college biddies. The dude gets tackled to the ground in the library with his dick still out and is taken out in handcuffs.

Anything as weird as this ever happen at ur schools?

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Christopher Dorner held my class hostage for a little while.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Related:

Mr. Sloth is out of police custody and I have dropped the charges against him.

 

[Blurst]

#cooolranch

 

[Petey.]

I don't think jerking it to college girls really classifies him as a "pedo". If anything he's just shameless as fuck.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Let me explain...

I have a heart condition that gives me random, uncontrollable boners...

 

[walterson]

video and pics of girls?

 

[Miomo]

Oh yeah! I've heard of that! I believe it goes by the scientific name "Desperate".

 

[steezburgereddie]

 

[BLADEE]

these so called townies sound interesting...

 

[Aidan-G]

During sex ed my teacher hired a prostitute for a "demonstration." When I pointed out that the prostitute was actually a billy goat he was nuts deep in he just said "whatever queer." It was weird

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I honestly don't see why this is such a big deal...Sounds like an average wednesday to me...

 

[humpty]

ginger banks

 

[daannnnieel]

I don't know what's worse, masturbating in public, or getting tackled by cops with your dick out.

 

[theabortionator]

It doesn't at all. Unless you go to some college of genius children.

Also kind of sounds like the man

 

[Mr.Huck]

The library: what better place to choke your bookworm.

 

[theabortionator]

Both?

 

[GayWolf420]

Should of asked a few of them to help finish him off.

 

[daannnnieel]

both at once is fine.