Weird issues w skateboarding

Pigeon.

Pigeon.

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every time i go skate my balls hurt soooo bad after. it feels like i got kicked by a donkey straight in my nuts. im not out here sacking rails and i wear baggy pants im not in skin tight jeans like i dont get it. why do my balls hurt so fucking bad after doing 360s and kickflips for a couple hours???
 
The boys need some support, have you tried skin tight jeans? Or maybe some supportive boxer briefs?

That or you may have some serious medical condition, who knows...what do I look like a doctor?
 
haha maybe you just need to get bullied by some OGs at the park. man i miss when there were daily fights at the park haha. lol pussy maybe you just need to get kicked in the balls. thats what we did back in my day. you wouldnt know about that tho cuz ur just a little pussy. pussy.
 
14040328:yungona said:
haha maybe you just need to get bullied by some OGs at the park. man i miss when there were daily fights at the park haha. lol pussy maybe you just need to get kicked in the balls. thats what we did back in my day. you wouldnt know about that tho cuz ur just a little pussy. pussy.
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play me in a game of skate lol, winner gets to kick the loser in the balls. berrics rules, unless u wanna get bodied on no complies
 
14040342:Pigeon. said:
play me in a game of skate lol, winner gets to kick the loser in the balls. berrics rules, unless u wanna get bodied on no complies
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berrics rules are for pussies
 
14040395:LukasSchroeder said:
sounds like blue balls, you got a boner while you skate?
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i put some titties under clear grip on my board so i can catch a sweet boner at the skate park
 
14042506:Pigeon. said:
its gotten worse i made an appointment w my doctor. pray 4 ur boi, will keep my loyal fans updated
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i hope you cant have kids. it would be a blessing for this world
 
14175661:rice.chex said:
Any update on your balls
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yeah i'm good now this issue subsided on its own. direct cause still undetermined

my guesses as to why it was happening:

1) i only wore boxers and started skating briefs as suggested in this thread

2) my thighs were acting as a vice clamp on my testicles when i slammed on my side

3) uhhhhhhhhh my ex and my homie teamed up to give me chlamydia for my 21st birthday
 
Op Its your balls telling you

“you can ride a skateboard at a respectable level, you now deserve to get laid, go pimpsmash a qt3.14 and ill stop hurting you”
 
Op I have not slept for a year straight waiting for answers, I may finally sleep now

14175737:Pigeon. said:
yeah i'm good now this issue subsided on its own. direct cause still undetermined

my guesses as to why it was happening:

1) i only wore boxers and started skating briefs as suggested in this thread

2) my thighs were acting as a vice clamp on my testicles when i slammed on my side

3) uhhhhhhhhh my ex and my homie teamed up to give me chlamydia for my 21st birthday
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