Weird ass dad

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n.i.c.k.

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Last night, my dad came up into my room and asked me what my intrest was with pot pipes and bongs. I immediatly knew that he had looked through my history and found drug-related websites. I just said i dont know, but he persisted to ask me again and again, so i finally told him that i wanted to know what that stuff was, besause i wanted to know what everyone was talking about in school.(destroyed my ego and reduced myself to grom status with that explanition) Then he asked me if i smoked pot. I said no, and he said if i did, it would ruin my life ,blah, blah, blah. He then said if he had any reason to believe that a had weed in my room, that he would find it and shove it up my ass. As if the night wasnt weird enough, the next thing he said was,"If you are interested in smoking pot, then tell me and i will get you so stoned that you throw up." I asked him what that would prove, and he hesitated and just left.

peter, those are cheerios
 
hahahaha so your dad is a freak who thinks he knows about weed? ahah throw up, thats classic fake parents

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
believe it or not, some parents may have just done drugs at some point as well. you know, they did happen to grow up in the 60's and such.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
^well yeah duh, but throw up?? i dont think so

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
i was thinking about that, but the when i didnt cough my brains out he would know i do smoke

peter, those are cheerios
 
were u gunna buy a bong online or we u just looking?

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Sean

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that teaches you to delete your history...

"It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them. "

 
I had a party last monday, and my friend (I-money) was rolling a J on my dads workdesk in his office. My dad walked in, said "what are you donig - oh, splitting" smilled, laughed and walked away. I was totaly freaking out when he said "what are you doing" cause i was standing right next to Ian... But my dad was totaly chill about it. Didnt give me a talking to or anyhting.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
ive seen it once, but i attributed it to mass quanities of mexican food that we had eaten.

and a few weeks ago i went to a SCI concert with my dad outside of portland and ended up rolling a blunt for myself and my dad's best friend, who i had never known smoked weed, but have known my whole life. my dad basically said before i left to go home that i just shouldnt tell my mom.

makes you wonder just how many people you know used to smoke....

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-It was a 38, the poor man's machete

-Held it in my hand thinkin damn man its heavier than expected

-wedged it behind my belt buckle, knowin that its evil, even thought i could smell trouble

-the extra strength felt weak, but over there on the corner, saw what i need and proceeded to cross the street

-put the heat in a mailbox, to lose it

-figured the post office knows whats best to do with it.

Atmosphere
 
DO ITTTT!!!! SMOKE TILL YOU PUKE MAN!

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
but what aquard convo would you strike up with your dad while smokin two Js

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
I'd take up your dad's threat, cause I'd pass out before I throw up when I get baked.

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- Matt*

†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
you should show up with 2 dozen krispy creme doughnuts, 5 bags of fritos, and 3 frozen pizzas, and say I am ready to smoke up with you now dad

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
oh god^

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
hahaha

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
nick, i officially hate your dad. other than him taking us to the driving and go carts, but that was all for your brother.

Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
 
the first time i got high was with my dad. he doesnt care its awsome

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
 
Ive puked, but that was just because I smoked like half a bubbler bowl in one hit. That was great, sky high and it looked like I had shit diearea all over myself because I had just eaten a chili dog just in time for school. Yeah, they all called me shitty butt for a few days, but its all good, I was high as fuck

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

 
good call

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
haha he said hed stick the week up your ass? thats pretty queer

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
my mum isnt really chill w. drugs but she provides alchohol for me and friends when we're hanging out, that might just be cause were a russian family

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rrrggghhh!! It's an Online_Alien attack!!

GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
my dad found my weed once

he jus told me not to get to i used to it and left

it was awsum

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
me and my dad been blazin since like 99' really though alot of kids in my area burn with there parents, must be the VT chron or the NYC diesel whew who knows

 
haha my friends cousin found weed in his moms car. i dont think he said anything to her about it though

peter, those are cheerios
 
i hate your family so much. i'm gonna stab your brother.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
my dream. finding a ton of free food when you are high as hell and camped out on someone's couch for the night. just lay back eat a ton and watch movies.

Sketchline.... who have you hated on today?

:::PINK PANTHER:::
 
i know this kid who is like adopted and his dad is like taliban , he's got that bin laden weed ahah

They call me HoodRich
 
i heard that shit fucks you up so much haha

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080

fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49

talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

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-Ross

 
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