as i approach the weekend, i find myself with high hopes and the most sincere of intentions to binge drink, blow line after line of cocaine, stuff my mouth with ecstasy pills, huff model airplane glue as though it's my last breath, and shoot up a few vials of heroin before my grand finale of smoking meth until my eyes fall out. if it all goes well, they'll find me and no less than 6 midgets, all overdosed on god knows what, probably auto-erotic-asphyxiated, and surely doused in rainbow colors and tie-dye. Nah just kidding, I have a lot of homework to do and I'm working also.