Week to Live

Buy a shit load of bud in CO and ski a different mountain everyday open to close (the mountains all being in colorado )
 
I would fuck as many mothers as I could. Young or old, fat or thin, I'd fuck all of them. Milfs, matures and granny's galore.
 
for the first three days i would probably lock myself away from the rest of the world and fall into deep contemplative thought about my own mortality and how i lived my life. Among the reminiscing of precious past memories, i will probably experience spontaneous panic attacks because thought of dying is scary as shit. eventually i will come out of my shock and inner contemplative shut-in state and will start breaking the news to my loved ones. i understand that they will all probably want to hang out with me as much as they can the few days before i die, so i figure they will probably be the ones making all the plans, and i'll just be dragged along, happy that I've made a significant impact their lives.

my last words will be, "party on wayne" "fuck the police" or i will just make a weird face and point at someone random in the room. that would really fuck with them for a while.
 
go somewhere tropical. drink good coffee. eat good vegan food. drink good wine. surf all day. fuck yeah.
 
1. fuck OP's mom2. steal shit

3. go hang out with George Bush

4. smoke some hella fat 420 kush reefer blunts

5. die
 
take a shit ton of acid, (try to) find love or fuck every bitch i could, throw a family going away party, throw a friend going away party, get fuck up, sky dive, rocky mountain climb, and then die watching a sunset at the lake coming off a shroom trip. some where in there id try dmt
 
Also i would make peace with my enemies or tell them to fuck them selves. I would probably write a letter to some one i hate saying that I hate them etc. and mail it the day I die.
 
Personally? I'd take a loan out for like 100,000 and just go absolutely nuts. Strippers, blow, std's, tar, airplanes, squids, all kinda shit.
 
Fly to and spend a day/night with each of the 3 girls that "got away"...and get each one pregnant.

overnight bpack trip with my pops.

go to a dog show with my mom.

Beach day with my sister in Santa Barbara.

Shoot heroin.

Base jump in norway with a wingsuit- figure it out in mid air

rent a supercar and drive down 101 at felonious speed.

get a heli drop at the top of a 1500' AK spine line.

Rent a large beachfront condo in San Diego, buy a key of blow and $5000 in booze, and have a big ol' 2 day party with all my friends past and present.

 
Estate? Dude the only thing I own is a Ford F150 and it's in my Dad's name. Good luck with that BoA.
 
I'd take my time and pay careful attention to ensure that my financials were in order before I passed.

I would also ensure that a notarized will was drawn up, outlining my wishes for what was to be done with my body and any overlooked personal effects once I'm gone.
 
probably say peace out to everyone for the first couple days. The day following that would be a massive going away party. Final goodbuys to my family, and closest friends. Run away, get as far as I can and probably shoot up a lethal amount of heroin on a sunny beach.
 
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