Weed

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Jaskittin

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How long exactly does weed stay in your system? I need to know cus i have a physical comin up, and i usually get piss tested, and im sick of sitting and watching my friends have a great time. I have heard that it is 2 weeks, can anyone tell me different?

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^I can tell what those guys spend a lot of time doing. Maybe.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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What's with all the hate?

 
At least 2 weeks, but if you smoke a lot, and/or smokes high grade weed, that's about 1 month for you.

Drink pickle juice and cranberry, even water. Piss frequent, doing that will clear up your system faster.

Good luck on it. *shrugs*

 
It can stay in your system for 6 weeks in some cases. It stores in your body fat and it will often depend on how often you smoke and how active you are. To be sure, I would go to GNC and purchase a cleansing solution that will allow you to flush out your system. Be careful if you are taking a regulated drug test though, becuase they can test for masking agents. The good people at GNC can help with this though..I would go in there and they will recommend a plan of action.

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my friend had a physical and he smoked like the day before and apparently they don't check that. they just check for blood sugar and stuff and if you have any diseases

 
i thought that it stays in for a month or so,

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it depends how much you smoke... if its a lot then it can stay for over a month but once in a a while, you're good after 2 weeks... and drink lots of cranberrt juice and water

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Its 22 days bitches, and you dont have to piss test unless theres a thing signed by a judge and your parents dont have to know because theres doctor patient confidentiality, so smoke up boyeee.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
thank god. i just realized that i have a physical and like 3 days and i've smoked a lot lately. for a second there i was worried i was in deep shit.

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weed stays in your system longer if you ahve more fat cells, the weed ensimes? i dunno what it is, but it stays and it stored in your fats cells, so if you are thin and muscular it won't take as long to get through yoursystem. also because of this is doesn't matter how much water or just how much you piss. it can take between 2 weeks to a month to get out of your system. also if you are only getting a physical they most likely won't test your piss for drugs.

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
if you drink a ton of water it should get flushed out pretty well, that worked for my friend.

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They don't really see marijuana as a major health concern for kids in sports so unless your parents want to get you tested your fine.

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yeah i have a physical coming up soon, and i get piss tested but i thnk its just for health reasons, and chance if they test even if ur rents dont ask them 2?

stop complaining and ski

 
OK, the quality of the weed DOES NOT matter but also if you do it habitually or just once does. If you do it just once it wont even be in your system for 3 full days, but habitually about 30 days for a piss test.

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so go smoke up. now.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
ok, weed takes a fuck of alot of time to get out of your system, it stays in your fatty tissue and there only one way to get it out besides waiting. go to the drug store and theres this stuff that will make you sweat most of your fluids out, I'm not quit sure wat its called, but take some and take a shower, the only bad thing is is that after you get sooo worn out, that you will prob. fall asleep in the shower. I've heard its worked, never really tried it, I just know its out there.

 
Wow, thats good to know, next time im in need of a sperm consultation, i know who to turn to.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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if you didnt smoke that bullshit you wouldnt have to worry about it. i said it once i'll say it again weed is for hippies and niggers. and i thought it was mtn dew that decreased your sperm count

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i guess im a hippy then because weed is for me!

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if its a physical they dont check for weed, unless your having a drug test as well. second the doc cant tell anyone anything without your consent, but I think you parents might be able to find out if your under 18(at least in Canada). anyways, smoke up and tel your parents that you dont have to take a test to know you do drugs. P.S. Marijuana is not a drug, its a plant.

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who cares, if your old enough then the doc cant tell your parents shit so if it does come up which it probably wont your in the clear if your old enough and not some 15 year old whiny bitch on this site

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acctually, im 17, so is that old enough? whiny bitch? I just asked a fucking question.

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