Weed.

I got blazed for the first time last night. It was so fucked up I just wandered around NYC for two or three hours and had no idea what the hell was going on. It was like I was dreaming or something. It wasn't the laugh-your-ass-off high... It was sooo much worse than that. The whole time it was like I was in a slide-show or something and everything was blinking rapidly. And when I tried to put my hand in my pocket it felt like my hand was fused to my pants. And whenever I spoke on my cell phone it felt like my hand was a phone and the phone was a part of me. And 5 minutes seemed like an hour and three hours seemed like 5 minutes and it was horrible. I'm taking the prescription Isoniazid, so maybe that has something to do with the fact that I was so fucked up. But if my high was normal, smoking is grossly overrated........
 
it's all about the right experience. Last night I got pretty baked, and Bob Marley was turned way up, and I was just grooving with the music, it was awesome.
 
some people like the loss of control and freedom in ur mind others dont like loseing control. ur other drugs prolly had to do with the symtoms but it all sounds pretty right if you smoked a shit load of good weed. i got mad fucked last night. I rolled a master Blunt and its sitting in my freezer waiting for me. it has like almost a whole eigth of headies in it, and i think the strain is either mighty mite, white widow, or crazy girl or whatever the strain method man talks about in how high
 
it also depends on how often you do it. some people dont get high their first few times and especially if it has been a long time since you smoked
 
How much did you smoke? cause i know exactly what you mean when you say it was like slide show. i only get that high when i smoke A LOT. Like a FATTY blunt, or 5+ good rips out of a nice glass bong (good chrons of corse). I like being that high only sometimes, and it depends on what im doing. if i have to drive...fuck no, that sucks. but if im just chillin with my friends or playing with my band, i love it.
 
It was my second time smoking (pot) ever. My first time was this past March and I didn't feel a thing. Last night I didn't even have that much. Just a small joint. But MAN was I fucked.
 
The joint was filled with the contents of one whole dime-bag to give you perspective. I basically smoked a whole dime-bag... which isn't that much, right?
 
dime would be like half a gram or so of good stuff all of that smoked outta a joint by youself is pretty good amount. Me and my buddy got fucked off 1/3 gram shared but that was also off a really good bong which is diff. a dime bag to yourself is def a good amount though
 
it really depends on the THC content of the weed. if you can look at it and the whole thing looks white and fuzzy or if it has a bunch of dif color hairs or looks crazy its prolly pretty dank. the smell has nothing to do with THC content but rather the strain of the plant. the crystals outside of all weed are the thc and thats whats effecting you so the more crystals the less youll need. for me to just get mellow for a few hours i only need maybe 1/10th gram. i would just tear off a bowl stop so a lil bud thats bigger then the hole in the bowl. thats to make sure the other stuff doesnt just fall in. then id take another one and spit it up then put it on top. smoke it till the bong snaps or pops (when the weed burns up and is sucked into the bong and makes a snapping sound) it should be 1-3 hits held for a good amount of time. bongs take a lil longer to hit you so after a hit or two walk around to see how messed u actually are
 
its true i said i didnt wanna poke smot ever but i ended up when my brother handed me a joint i smoke and i loved it and now im thier entertainment bc im so fucking funny when im high
 
smoking a dime bag to myself will straight fuck me up too. i usually smoke that amount with about 4 people, and still get pretty damn high.
 
Well that was your problem. You were inexperienced. When you feel Irie its amazing. Jah put it deh for you to use, so help yourself out and take a step back and look at reality as it should be seen... JAH
 
Yeah, my first time getting high was about 7 months after I first smoked, so it might as well have been my first time. And like I've been saying: I was high off my ass.
 
thats a bullshit myth the reason its become a myth is most people don't know how or that they have to inhale so they don't get stoned retard.
 
actually, i may be wrong so correct me if so, the first time u smoke the thc stays in ur like fat cells or somethin but isnt relesed. then the second time, they are released into ur blood. but hey, thats wat i heard, it could be completely wrong
 
i got high my first time.... i think its more of people just not doing it right..

what i would suggest when taking a hit...

Inhale

swallow like your going to fake burp

blow the rest out of your nose

shit will fuck you up
 
blazing is sweet and all but when you add the awesomeness of alchohol with that, the result is gnarly in a good way.
 
when i first smoked(which wasn't that long ago) i inhaled it right and nothing happened. i did like 4 hits and i felt nothing
 
Well I have been in the same position as you, it was not my first time smoking, but I did not enjoy being high for a while because I was freaking out, and only after 2 tokes. I felt stuck to the couch, and could feel my heart beating really quickly and thought I was going to have a problem, but then I just mellowed down and enjoyed it. The best thing to do is to just do something you enjoy, sit down, be yourself, and have a good time. It's less fun to hang out with people that arent baked by the way.
 
lol nahhh 4 good hits of good weed off my good bong will get me high. maybe there is somethin to the not gettin high the first time. I didnt the first 2 times. interesting topic
 
hah not to start a better bud thread but 1 rip of good weed from a bong should get you fucked

and when i say good

i mean GOOD
 
next time you smoke try doing something afterward. like math hw for example. you will know at that point if u are high or not cus ull go fuckin crazy trying to do it.
 
i used to get really good at math when i was high. I'd get high before doing my ap calc homework in high school and own that shit.
 


I took a road trip across Canada stoned, it made me feel like my eyes were strobe lights I only remember seeing glimpses of surroundings. It really slows me down, makes every move more meticulous... I examine every detail of a situation and pick things apart. My vocabulary improves ten-fold and I can hold extremely intellectual existential conversation easily. It basically takes away all guards I put on myself. Although if I do to much I sleep, a lot.

 
math is so fucking easy when im blazed. i get locked in and work like a math machine. but yea im taking philosophy and every other class discussion we have I've already had with my friends haha.
 
thats how it was when i smoked my second time a few years ago. shit was scary but thinking back on it, it was so sick
 
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