WEED trouble experiences~

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Oh come on... your not getting my point. They look at a satisfactory DRIVING record when admitting you to med school. They look at your CREDIT when you get hired for the state.

I'm really being very reasonable here, I don't understand why nobody gets what I'm saying. Look it up for yourself.

And Hoffman, you win broseph.
 
Eeaassssy there, fatty. You look like a 14 year old, and judging by your posts in this thread, you're a fucking moron.

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dude, we get it, you're a male nurse were all impressed. Now that that's over with stop talking about med school background checks.
 
lmao ask anyone who knows me how fat I am. Thats the most deceiving fit pic ever lmao. BUT since you wanna post pics heres a better fit pic from the other day455618.jpeg
 
i was going to comment on the hoody but i don't want to start another Supreme hate shitstorm, so instead i'll say you're really not doing yourself any favours, maybe stop posting....
 
i dont even know where to start in this thread.....half the suggestions for putting shit in your piss are just gonna get you fucked. Just stop smoking, drink water, and exercise. Itll be out in 2 weeks if you arent fat and smoke 3 times a day.Or just get a friend to piss in a bottle for you and use that.
 
That means you're overdosing on niacin, but yeah that's how much you need to use to flush your system.

But OP you're dumb. There are a lot of options and if you aren't smart enough to figure any of them out you shouldn't be getting "zooted" anyways...

 
I get free marketing from you..every thread i post in, you post a picture of me..thats pretty neat. But look at me, im a total stud...its no shocker that i have so many fans :)
 
You are one of those people that people want to punch in the face.

You are in your own mind, "Billy Badass". However, you will rethink your status in society once you really do meet said "Billy Badass".
 
Sorry for dub post but that has nothing to do with the kid, it's up to the parents on their stance on weed.

So it doesn't give you any more street cred, sorry...
 
i've got a genius idea.

STOP SMOKING for 4 weeks, if your parents drug test you between now and then say it's leftover in your system from the time u got high in the park. If they test you after 4 weeks you'll be clean.
 
I am billy badass tho...therefore if i meet billy badass ill just bro fist him and be like "Yo dawg we got the same name we are hella chill"
 
If he is truly Billy Badass he will recognize there can be only one. Sort of like an alpha dog thing. And will proceed to deny said bro fist and "bro fist" into your teeth.
 
that doesnt sound chill at all....hes obviously not a bro. I onyl associate with bro's and ho's exclusivly..

so i wouldnt meet billy badass ever...therefore never getting punched.

Cant really argue with that logic bro.
 
LOLOLOLOL, I have a friend who just finished his residency and is now a board certified Doctor, he has been arrested three times, once for possession and paraphernalia, once for disorderly and resisting arrest, and once for underage drinking and giving a fake, not true at all what you said. Employers understand that people do dumb shit. Also have an old roomie with a DUI and now shes a RN at on of Chicagos largest hospitals.

I have a cousin who has been arrested and is a firefighter too.
 
i got trolled by my mom which caused me to troll ns. thats been the worst. my mom now cleans my room and will put my bong away. it so nice. as a punishment, i have my room cleaned everyother day.
 
Did anyone else find this pretty amusing? Because I consider vapeing while your parents are in the room pretty fucking stupid if you don't want them to find out.
 
Kid im sorry but rule number one is you dont talk about weed on facebook man stupid ass descion. your neighbors if you just would have set up a meet up time prior this all could have been avoided. and with your parents wanting to piss test you for legal reasons is bull shit if your a minor they could actually fuck you if they wanted, my mom had me get picked up by the cops and they searched my bag for weed and they coudlnt find any, I had a dub on me ;) but i had to deal with soo much bullshit after my parents first found a 8th on me in junior year and i prolly caught caught like 4 times after that thru out highschool and it sucks dick but now that im older and out of high school and in college and starting my own business so because i have my shit straight my mom doesnt care that i smoke. granted my mom smoked her far share of pot but really you just need to make your parents realize its not a big deal if you can get your shit straight.
 
If you think that ur friends mom checking ur friends facebook is bad the I have a story for u. A couple days ago my friend returned home and placed his backpack down on the ground in his room. He then decides to go to the bathroom. While he is in the bathroom his parents (for no apparent reason) decide to search through his backpack. Because everything in the bag was well hidden they were unable to find anything. Even though they didn't find anything they claimed that they could smell weed, (you could barely smell it) so they forced him to take it out of his bag and they took it
 
couldnt tell you about jobs outside of California, and Washington, but every firm i applied to specifically told me to omit MJ related misdemeanors.

And to the OP: how exactly is owning a vape gonna save you from getting caught with possession?

 
so its not like i am at any risk of being caught by the popo - if kids like you dont get caught by the "popo" , who does?
 
First of all, everything I said is 100% true. I never said there weren't exceptions. If you go to studentdoctor.net, or allnurses.com, you will see that some of the most popular threads on there are one of the following: how to get into med school with an arrest/unsavory background/academic misconduct/similiar circumstance/A FAILING GRADE IN ONE CLASS ---or---How to get your nursing license (after you finish and pass nursing school) with a DUI/Drug charge/other arrest/too many parking tickets(not kidding)/or similiar circumstance. There is a common theme in all those hundreds of heartbreaking threads; there probably will be no exception for you, and its a cruel and rejection-filled process. Have you ever read the questions they ask for Police and Fire jobs? A pattern of Marijuana use (no harder drugs-remember they polygraph) is considered 3 or more times in the last 2 years. Do you want to attempt to be an exception, in a pool full of people that are qualified? While there are different circumstances for the medical field, the same competitiveness exists.

I work in the business, and have been for close to 10 years. I personally know exactly how things work. I am not saying this to get into a pissing match, but more to establish how we are giving advice here. If you think its no big deal to smoke weed (specifically to get arrested for it) and attempt to get into any of the things I mentioned then you are ignoring all kinds of evidence. Specifically HUGE pools of approved FF and Cop candidates who passed all vetting with no red flags. As far as nursing goes, some states make it a point to reject EVERYONE who applies for a license with a drug charge. Same goes with attempting to get your Medical Doctor's license. The point is not whether I think weed is bad or not (a visit to a thread in a cult you recently joined may show what I think about that) but its whats good counsel. I personally know how extraordinarily competitive it is to become a FF/Medic, Cop, Nurse, or Doctor, and can extrapolate that to a few other careers as well. And I promise you I have an accurate view of the matter. I'm attempting it personally right now.

 
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INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!

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Also, big blocks of text are the death of the internet, learn how to use some spacing between some thoughts.

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And this cat will soon be arriving at your doorstep to murder you and your stupid thread.

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alright OP I'm way too lazy to read all the comments above me but I'm going to assume no one gave you any useful advice.

I have a theory.

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this is the metabolite of marijuana that is usually screened for in drug tests. Now, with my VERY little knowledge of organic chemistry, if you could add a base (detergents, ammonia, drain cleaner) to your sample before sending it in, you could deprotonate the carboxylic acid functional group. If the testing people use IR spectroscopy or something to screen, then the molecule wouldn't show up on the test.
 
Stupid parents! What did they ever do for you? They should just mind their own business and let you get "zooted" in your room! Show them who is boss!

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this has to be a fckn joke anyways, if your parents don't care about you knowing you have smoked weed, why the drug test?and if you really wanna pass it, ask a kindergarten to piss in a fuckin cup in exchange of porn
 
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