WEED trouble experiences~

SnowPatROLL

SnowPatROLL

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ok, so 2 weeks ago my parents found out that i smoke. One night my neighbor and i went to this park across the street to burn. We had been discussing doing this before hand over Facebook. So, when we went out to the park his mom, not knowing we were out, went on his computer and longed on to his Facebook and read all of his messages. So, the next morning my dad wakes my up with a drug test, and i knew i would fail so i just told him strait up. And NOW, supposably, i am going to be getting drug tested. Although they don't really mind that i do (or did) get high, BUT they do care about the legal aspect of it. and they are worried that i will get arrested for possession and then i will not be a be to get into the college of my choosing and its not like I'm failing school either i've got a 3.5 GPA. but what they don't know is that i own a iolite vape, so its not like i am at any risk of being caught by the popo, and they also don't know that i have actually been vaping in my room almost everyday after school. I have even been vapeing with them in my room without even noticing. but, its not like i do any stupid shit, but HOW LAME IS THAT??? who's mom lurks there sons Facebook at midnight? its fucked up. But yesterday after school i went over to my friends house and we were hitting his volcano vape and got zooted as fuck... but I'm not quite sure when my parents are planning on drug testing me and i need to know how to pass a drug test, putting something in the piss like rubbing alcohol or something. my parents wouldn't watch me piss in it so, my slipping something in it wouldn't really be a problem. so thats my question, but lets here some funny stories. keep this thread going!
 
Then stop smoking weed if it really means that much to you. Sorry man but thats sort of your only option unless you always want to have some clean piss stored somewhere at all times.

How old are you anyways?
 
Obviously you need to pee in his moms butt, Im sure your marijuana positive urine will create a chemical/psychological reaction in her brain causing her to tell your father she lied; maybe he can even score a blumpkin out of it!!
 
How is smoking out of a vape not going to get you busted by a LEO? Granted it doesnt smell like week burnt outta bowl, you can certainly still get busted, it is paraphernalia after all! You could water down you piss, those at home strips arent that accurate when compared to a job screening test. Be careful, dont blaze blatantly in the open during the day and be smart and use your head.
 
you could of googled it

but

Drink lots of water and cranberry juice

Cranberries flush out your system... if you drink enough, you might test clean...

Another thing you can do is take a pill called niacin (you can get it at rite aid or Longs, stores like that) before your test and it completely cleans out your system.

but i would just stop if i were you to be safe
 
Heads up, if you take the nician pill it will make your skin red and feel like a bunch of small litle pricks on your skin. That just means its working, my friend was freaking out but dont worry. Also dont take one infront of your parents or adults cause theyll think your strung out on coke or someshit
 
Its honestly most likely a bluff on your parents behalf. If worst comes to worst just fill a little visine bottle with bleach and squirt it into your sample, this will burn all the chemicals so THC won't show up. Also what kind of vape u got?
 
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Tell your dad that you have to tell him a secret. When he's near you, blow a fat cloud of dat dank smoke in his face. He'll understand.
 
mah mum alwyz is lyk ch3king mah fac3boock und stuff, soooh iritating! but i juzt doesnt giv3 a shit caus3 im ! t33nag3r
 
If you really don't want to stop smoking there are ways that you can get around the tests. My buddy had to take tests throughout highschool but still smoked regularly. You can get pills that flush the thc out of your system, you could ask a friend (who doesn't smoke) to fill a waterbottle with piss for you, or one thing my friend said that worked is to put a small amount of piss in the cup then fill the rest of it with toilet water and nothing would show up.
 
stupid fucking kids being scared stupid by their parents. Tell your parents you're going to do what the fuck you wanna do irregardless. Tree isn't that serious anymore, and don't ever say zooter again, ever
 
Do not plan on beating the test with ANY over the counter stuff. Either quit, use a clean persons piss or only smoke one time every 30 days. I did a college paper on drug-testing in the workplace. Facts are facts.
 
And hope afterwards that you don't want a career with anything more than a very lax background check, so rule out healthcare, civil service, many other kinds of high level white collar jobs....Just something to think about.
 
It doesn't matter that "tree isn't that serious", its the lack of understanding/respecting of authority that will get him burned in the long run. You see it all the time. Even the rich celebrity fuckhead kids eventually pay the price for being belligerent idiots, and not following the rules.

All he has to do is keep up his good grades, quit or tone down the weed, and pick it back up when he is responsible for himself. Chances are he will think twice about vapeing every day at that point anyhow, although thats not the point.
 
Also think about how is probably under 18 and all charges he received BEFORE he was 18 would be erased. This is assuming OP is under 18, which by the attitude within his post, he is no older than 15.
 
you sound dumb as fuck. Think about all people smarter then you who smoke everyday. He doesn't need to tone down or quit anything. And its hilarious to think that you can't get good grades if you smoke weed... people really make me lol these days
 
It doesnt work like that. I understand its not a big deal in the videography/communications/graphic design etc etc world but its something that will follow you if you want a career in certain fields. Applying for medical school? Write down everytime you have been arrested, no matter if the case was thrown out, expunged, or you were a juvenile. Want your RN license? Better not have ever had handcuffs on you, because the background check is much much more thorough than many anticipate.

Want to become a cop or firefighter? I'm guessing you dont Evan, but I suggest you maybe google the polygraph process for those jobs. I was asked if I liked to "fuck animals when no one would catch me" when applying for a fire job. I'm not making this up. The same goes for many other careers that you wouldn't have thought were so stringent. Again, not something that is likely to ruin his life, but it absolutely can be a hindrance that could potentially keep you from something you really wanted to do.
 
There are so many ways around this I don't even know where to start. A few drops of bleach or 10 drops of visine in your piss will often fool the home test strips. If you wanna get more thorough than that go down to your local head shop and buy some fake piss and strap it to your gooch. Hell, you could even gooch a bottle of yellow food coloring and mix it with some toilet water in the test cup.

Or, you know, you could stop smoking for a few months...
 
lol who gets put in hand cuffs and arrests for a weed ticket? I could see a DUI doing such things to your record, but possession of a small (under an oz) of weed isn't going to effect anything. Its a misdemeanor, if youre under 18 it will be taken off your record at 18 and i doubt that small thing is going to stop you from anything. I dont know what state youre from, but even in utah i can tell you its not even as bad as you're making it to be.
 
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