Weed stuck in dads candle

werd.

werd.

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I'm sorry for another weed thread, but I seriously need help. I just found out that while I was smoking, a little nug dropped into a candle (My lighter was running out of butane and only lit like 1/10 times, so I lit a candle because you can press down on the butane button and hold it up to the candles flame and it lights everytime, and my dads upstairs so striking it a bunch of times would've been too loud. So I guess I while I was packing the bowl a nug dropped right in the candle while it was burning. 45 minutes later when I go to blow the candle out. I realize the nug is now fucking encased in the candle because it sunk in the burning wax. I wouldn't care, but my family lights this candle every day, and its a decent sized nug. I was thinking about carving it out but that would ne way too noticeable.
 
Candle have glass casing? Dig out the nug, "Knock" the candle over. Throw it away and tell everyone you're sorry, but you broke it and had to toss it.
 
Holy Fuck I almost just got caught. My dad came In my room and was like why is your tv so loud. And the candle that I took was sitting right on the floor but I guess he ddidny notice
 
Break a window from the outside, steal a few expensive things and take the candle

Blame criminals

Sell stolen items

Profit
 
The candle that was a big nug of weed in it was no less than 4 ft away from him, sitting right on the floor. Plus it's not normally in my room
 
say you knocked the candle over and it broke the glass around it...go to walmart and get a new one, and get yourself some good snacks while youre at it. win win for everyone involved
 
FUCKINNG PIIIIIIGSSSSSS

also theron what is a bong rip card? is it like a coffee card where after doing 12 of them or so you get a free one? if so, please PM me details thx
 
Take any sort of card, Fold it in half so it opens up like a book, And then you can just grind weed and toss it in there and you can just pour it into the bowl mess-free.
 
you really couldn't think of carving it out and melting it back down on your own? lay off the weed breh, it's killing your brain.
 
So if you go buy a new candle exactly the same and just toss the weed one there will be a problem? Your parents might question why there is a completely new candle, but hey, they will now have this candle longer by having a new one
 
Just cut it out, if dad asks what happened just tell hi you wanted some to melt and drip on your balls whilst you wank it.

He will never ask you anything ever again.
 
1. Buy another candle exactly like that one.2. Claim the candle ran out of wax or you dropped it and it broke.

3. ?????

4. Profit
 
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