Weed stories

like a month ago my friend hits me up and asks if i feel like smokin. so he picks me up i call a few of my connects and no bodies around.

i know this place in this part of philly. so we drive there and we go to this shop. just a normal convenient shop. theres some black kids chillen outside. there was like 4 or 5 of them all of them like 11 years old or so. so i get out the car and a fucking 11 year old comes up to me and is like you need green. so i tell him 10 so he reaches in his pocket. hes like fuck im out can you drive me to my place so i can get more from my stash.

so he gets in the back and we drive him and hes givin directions. and we drive down this dark alley and shit. im kinda shitting my pants scared thinkin were def gonna get killed cause were the only white ppl around. were just chillen outside his crib in a car in an alleyway at like 10 at night for about 10 15 minutes and he comes out and he get back in the car gives us our weed and we drop him off where we picked him up. in the end it worked out but it was sketchy as shit and an 11 yr old was sellin weed
 
god first time i ever smoked was some trainwreck outtt of this nigger bras pipe.. we wer in this playground in the woods by my house really chill spot. and i smoke 2 bowls and was lying on my back looking in the sky looking at the stars and strait the fuck up it started snowing stars on my and the trees starting bending down towards me... holy shit i was loving it.. and then my cousin was like. DOOD>> MY FEET DONT WORK ANY MORE>>. and i could not stop laughing and then i lauged so hard i fell down intoa creek and got all fuckin muddy and wet.. but i was laughing the whole fuckin time.
 
Okey, so i have a question:

Why does like everyone smoke weed in america and places like that?

Here in norway i've like never heard of someone that has smoked weed in my whole life..
 
One random day i got soo high that i thought i shit my pants, but was embarassed to check cuz i was in a room of friends at our house. turns out i didnt, buit was high enough to worry about it for like an hour till they left and i could check
 
one time my friend gave me a joint and i thought it was weed and i felt orgasms all over my body. But then about a week later i was craving some more so i got some weed but it wasnt the same. my friend who gave me the first joint told me it was heroin so i got some heroin cuz i was craving it so much and that was good but not as good as the first one so i had to use more and more and more and now im addicted to heroin

but not really, but thats why I don't smoke weed
 
my first time was summer of sec 2 ... kinda early but whatever.

so i was with three friends and we sneak out of his house and each had a 1 1/2 and 3 pipes. so since it was my first time, i was inhaling with my nose ahhahah. so after it, i didnt feel shit, and i was angry cause i thought i was high, and i didnt notice anything different lmao. so then a couple of days after, i sleep at my friends again and with only him. so he fell asleep, and i saw the spliff on the table, a 2 g spilff, so i go to wake him up, and he tells me to go burn it myself, and i wasnt sure bt eventually i did. so after, i mad felt it, and i was watching jay and silent bob. so whatever, i fall asleep and then i get waken up by punches to my stomach, it was my friend. he was all pissed cause i burnt it, and he didnt remember saying i could. turns out he was talking to me in his sleep lol. whatever, that was a long, useless story.

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good point, i just rely hate cigarettes, i should not be judgemental, its just like if i found out someone smokes cigarettes my opinion of them kinda drops, so i guess it really isnt about respect, just my opinion of them drops, sorry about that, poor wording..
 
well me and my friends smoked some really sstrong shit that we rolled in swisher sweets the mini ones and then tried to order pizza and the guy asked where we lived and we thought it was the funniest thing in the world and had to hang up and call back about 2 or 3 times and they thought it was a joke so they didnt bring it... : [
 
my last time was yesterday. me and some of my crew set up a little fire in a metal pit and chilled out. we smoked 2 j's a dank blunt and some bowls out of a bubbler. my douche bag friend, charlie, dumped the pit and the whole fucking bank beside us went up in flames. he burnt his feet tryin to swing his shirt at it. but the funny part was he thought he was in a kung fu fighting movie and kept karate chopping the fire. i was whistling the song which might have influenced him.

 
no you are completely wrong.

i know around 7-8 people that are older than me that tell me IT IS. they have tried harder drugs after smoking trees and say that it is indeed a gateway drug. most people say it isnt, but it is. yeah i smoke weed and dont plan on doing anything else....all in moderation my friend

i got off track some...
 
i used to be the same. but as i continued smoking like 4 times a day i was too fucking expensive so i put tabacoo in my spliffs and my chron lasted much longer. but i havent picked up smoking cigs. i just get a mad head rush follewed by a nice high
 
well um last week i smoked a slice blunt with like 2 other people and got baked of my ass and went to the mall. I was so high my friends were like ahh your turning pale. i couldnt see it on my face but i noticed it on my arms it was scarry shit. i kinda sucked actually having to do something. And the kids bass in his car is fucking massive and i was chillin in the back and the bass was fucking my head up so hard. thought i was going to die.

and the other day i smoked a blunt and went and saw live free or die hard. OMG IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE. I was laughing at the whole movie becuase there was like 8 times where bruce willus should of died but he got up and keept fighting. movie is fucking intense.
 
so this one time my friends and i decide to go to this restaurant called j.timothy's in plainville, ct. they have the best fucking wings on the face of the planet. and ive been goin there with my buddies for about a year and only last month was the first time that i got the idea to blaze beforehand. so my friend and i split a gram of this pretty dank stuff from his brand new water piece and holllly shitttt when we got out of that car i could barely walk. every motion i made was as if i was part of some sort of photo sequence and i was a robot and my brain had to tell my body where to go and waht to do. by far the most high ive ever been. after the wings we stopped by cumberland farms to get some 84 cent slushies. fucking great night.

i was still high when i fell asleep and of course that feels amazing as well.
 
thats exactly what happens to me. i couldnt really explain it to others but thats a good way of saying it. i get that plus when im really blitzed i feel like theres a current running through my body which is coming from my heart beat. its amazing.
 
At momentum this year, we got really baked before going to dinner. We went and sat down at a table waiting for food to come. THen TJ Shiller, Trennon and Rory bushfeild came at sat at our table. That was one of the trippiest moments of my life. It was an awkward dinna.
 
gateway drug? no way. kids get into hard drugs because they want to, it wasn't anything about weed that made them want to do it, they just weren't satisfied with weed. im sorry about anyones friends who have messed their life up because of drugs, i know people who have done the same and it is terrible to see it happen to a friend but i do not think weed is to blame. if people can't be responsible for the drugs they are doing then it is there own fault.
 
if youre irresponsible about it you can get into trouble. but if you get high and know how to deal with the trip, than ur solid.
 
Smoking with older people is awesome. There's this dude named Drew who's had just the craziest life you can imagine, I've smoked with him so many times now it's like smoking with any of my other friends but I used to love blazing and hearing all his ridiculous life stories. Now he's a huge part of my life, came out at like 2am to talk me out of a bad trip and all sorts of shit.

I'm going out to visit this girl in Seattle this summer and her dad blazes, he has a boatdock and it's basically gonna be a week of chilling with this girl and blazing outside on the dock with some beers, some music, her and her dad. So stoked.
 
just being high alone is fun but i have a good story. We were spliting like I don't know maybe 20 dollers worth of weed. So we get fuckin high as hell. Like we were flying. So we went to a convience store to get slushies and I poor mine or mis it or whatever and I drop it and it spills all over the floor. He is soooo pissed but he cleans it up. So I attempt to get another one and I drop it while its pooring. (This whole time me and my friends are laughing hysterically). He is so mad he just tells us to get out and like the whole floor by the slushie machine was red and blue. Doesn't sound that funny but when your completely baked it is. haha
 
for all the weed haters.. i used to smoke weed 3 years ago, it was way better for my concentration at school, and my perfomance in many sport.. and i wasnt lazy for a minute. but this shit made me discover my anxious side, so i stopped... but i can tell you one thing, i drink a lot of alcohol and it make me lazy as fuck, sometimes i was way too drunk and the next day was not in a mood to ski. but its a choice

weed and beer are not made for everyone, a lot of my friend use to smoke dope and are getting good results at shcool and are chill with everyone. but when they drink they puke or feel depressive the next day. its a mental/physic thing I think.

remember there's always positive/negative side about drugs and alcohol

the first time i was high, i cannot stop to laugh and its one of the greatest time of my life.
 
in my friend's basement he has one of those rocking chairs that rolls ALL the way back. its like one of those video game seats or something. i was completely blazed and rocking in that chair. i would roll all the way back so my back was parallel with the ground, and then slowly lean forward. as the chair rocked forward, it felt like going down the first drop on a rollercoaster. it seemed like my feet would never touch the ground when i was rolling forward. it was fucking awesome. then i ate some skittles. good day.
 
the first time i got high it was fucking amazing. some good friends and i were at this really sick secluded spot that kinda overlooked the lake. and it was a little before sunset. so we smoke some weed and i am first out because i had a low ass tolerance. it was fucking amazing though there was this little earthen half pipe thing i was just seshing it for a little while on my feet and every time i reached the peak of my air time slowed down. then i was just walking around the area and like some people said before me i felt like i just kept waking up. it was fucking awesome. it was like slowly all my sences would dull a little bit but then all of a sudden everything would become clear and it felt so much like waking up from a dream. and i kept standing on a rock looking at the sunset. basically it was epic and one of the happiest memories of my life.
 
man all these stories are so different but all completely true I know it because people already have such good stories that they dont need to exaggerate. and thats a great thing about weed, every high is different and yet enough the same that youre not playing a lottery when you get high. anything can happen, these stories are so far apart, like opposite corners of the dream possibility graph

I am high right now. If you cannot tell then mission accomplished I legitimately try to look and act as sober as possible, booze isnt like that.

As for a story: my first time was at ranger camp in the bush in the northern ontario wilderness. we went back to our trailers where we slept and the fire alarm was going off so we go to the vans where we meet after fire alarms, about 5 of us who were smoking weed out of 20 rangers there. it was obvious that we were out past curfew and the supervisors had pulled the alarm to find out eveyrone that was missing. We were all sketched out cuz we thought we would be kicked out, the next morning they talked to each of us one by one then said it was ok cuz we made some stuff up.

At the end of the summer the supervisors say "we knew you were smoking pot on that night, dont worry about it, we did it when we were rangers." our supervisors were so cool and I was happy it all worked out.

being high is fun. I highly recommend vaporizing and baking, its a very different high from smoking, vapo is kinda excited and brownies are really chill body high.
 
dude remember at franks last week? i was fuckin smashed man! i had 2 shots of jagar, tequila, 4 bong hits man, beer, cheeseburger
 
my most exciting story is probably just getting stuck on a playground for like 30 mins because every way down was too frightening, but my friends is pretty good.

he was at this party at a farm, and unwittingly smoked a bowl of salvia. Right after, the guy whos farm it was says "do you want to see my horse", so my friend, thinking it was just weed, says "fuck ya". They make it out there, it's pitch black, and the guy calls his horse. So out of nowhere comes this massive Black Beauty horse comes at them full speed (this is his rendition of the story, and he wasn't in the best remembering state, so im not sure if it actually went down that way), his buddy flips out then just runs the other direction, and my friend passes out right there.
 
soooo this one time i was over at my friends house and we were drinking in the basement and playing PS2...so we decided we wanted to go blaze but we didnt want to drive to the usual place we go up to which is like a mile away...eventually we decided to just go out to his sauna that is in the back yard...so we blazed in that thing which is like 5 ft by 4 ft and we had the door closed...madddd baked and what whaat but i was getting really sketched by the shadows outside and shit and i kept imagining his mom coming down so we went back inside and had a few more beers...eventually we ended up drinking some bottles instead of cans and we didnt kno what to do with those so we went out on the basement porch and chucked em in the river (bad idea i kno) so the glass tinkles and explodes and we go back inside...but like 5 min. later his mom turns on the basement lights and asks if we just threw some bottles at the rocks at the base of their house...we were trippin balls and like ughhh no what r u tlaking about...she was like i heard some bottles hit the stones by the house was that you...and we're like nah it was probably like the neighbors over at their place (real big asshole rednecks)...so she kinda took taht and went away...so we were too sketched out to do anything so we went to sleep...in the morning she went and checked the rocks by the house which wasnt where we threw the bottles and there was nothing therr so we were fine
 
one time i got baked and ordered 3 cheeseburgers at the local fast food restaruant and when i was pulling through the drive thru i forgot to look and hit some little girl on a bike because i was baked, now i livee above the influence
 
I started to smoke weed when I was in 10th grade at the very beginning of it. Only did it like 3 times and then stopped. Well I started 11th grade at a new high school and meet this kid Chris. Chris and I decided to buy some bud and go have our friend Ty take us to his house to smoke. It was the day of midterms and I was done with all my classes for the day because of free periods so I was able to leave at like 10 30. We went to my friend Ty's house and rolled up three fatties. Went outside and smoked them, came back in and watched some Die Hard and then went to the car. Ty had smoked and was about to get into the drivers seat and drive us back to school. (Ty has always been a really smart, safe drive since ive known him. Hes gotten us through two feet of snow, over passes and through storms without any problem) I didnt want Ty to drive because i thought he would get into an accident. Well after about 40 minutes of arguing and asking him to let my other friend Derick who came along but didnt smoke to drive we finally got ready and left with Ty driving. We started down the hill to school, I turned on some Led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven and we all just zoned out.. We got to school and I sat down on the bench and this new kid, Zane or Shane or something like that came up and sat next to me. He was ripped as shit too. Anyways i got 3 mountain dews and a few cups of ramen noodles in me and had the best time of my life. I kept asking him "whatd you say your name was man?" and he'd reply "shane (or zane, i still dont remember)" and then i'd be "cool man"

Such a good time. it was the first time i smoked since 10th grade so about 7 months and i havent gone back since then. been smokin weed and chilling with my friends
 
the best is the one hit highs. the ones where you take like one or two hits and you are blitzed out of your skull. so wasted that you'll stare at your own name on the piece of paper and wonder who that is.

 
me and a buddy went to another buddies house in blueberry in whistler got bent as. then we started walking back to our place at creekside. we both were tripping and we were walking along the path and saw this snow mound on the side. we both were tripping and thought it was a bear. we didnt move for 30 minutes. then just strolled past it after we realised it was nothing. we then got tired and hungry so we rang guitar hero cab dude and got in and played bit of guitar hero but we had no idea wat was goin on and got booed off every time. then decided to go to avalanche pizza and buy 2 of those jumbo size pizas. i was in heaven.
 
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