Weed stories

skoganskier101

skoganskier101

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share any weed stories you have, anything really funny that happened while high or as a result of it. also your story of your first time smoking weed if u like.

my first time was last summer, i was 16 and it was at work. i worked at a fucking cool place. well it was a restraut that basically served breakfast and lunch as their big meals, and i was working a dinner shift and there was 1 person eating so the rest of us are like lets go out back for a break. i was finishing up something in the ack so i walk outside the back door and there all just smoking weed, i stand there and there like walker bro smoke this shit, and im like no i probably shouldnt and there like dude its fun u know u want to, and i said ur right i want to gimme that jazz. so it was a joint and really easy to smoke and i got like 7 really big solid hits, didnt cough at all though. at first i was like dude tht didnt do anything but about 10 minutes later i was in heaven. every step i took was in slow motion and i was hearign all these crazy sounds that i never noticed before coming from inside the restraunt.

it was so epic though, we were just like all blazed working and it was so fun, i specifically remember how fun it was to walk, just every step had a certain beat, like bass playing the background and i could not step out of beat. also i couldnt stop laughing, i had to go outside i was laughing so hard and i went up to one of my buddies that worked there and the only thing i said fior like the first 20 mins after i smoked was "I dont know why, but I just feel like smiling". it truly was one of the best moments ofmy life, everything was perfect. oh i alsmot forgot about the munchies. so we get 1 free meal each work shift, its a local restraunt, not a franchise, its really chill. if youre ever at st. simons island georgia eat at dressner's, that the name of the place. ao before we smoke i ate a massive hamburger with a big bowl of blackberry cobbler and ice cream. after i smoked i ate the same thing, except more, and oh my god it was the best food i have ever eaten in my life.

thats my story. who else wants to share?
 
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highest ive ever been was when i was golfing i smoked like a slice of ak with 3 kids and we gave up on golf cause we couldnt swing the clubs anymore so we went and got the most delicious pizza i have ever eaten in my life.
 
nice, i know what you mean. a few weeks ago i smoked some crazy weed, and way too much, i was in pain it wasnt so great, it was worse than being drunk, i am not exagerating i could not move, after about 2 hours i could crawl, but if i tried to stand it took about 3 minutes to get up and i fell over at the first step i took
 
it was just given my circumstances, i had to be home at a certain time and it got to the point that i was very paranoid and scared, and my mind was like a blender with nails in it, i just couldnt handle it.
 
yeah mian ia ;amm soooo cuuooll i smmoosakke wweade i cant spiell cuz i amm so blzed on bliubearry yummm yuamm. dumb ass
 
I dont understand why people get so offended. It's just something people do to take the edge off. I certainly have more respect for someone who smokes herb than cigarettes, or drinks. Herb tends to make you think more, or rather in different ways. I know going to work and slaving away at a desk every day would be a lot easier if I knew I could come home, kick back, put on some tunes, grill up a steak, have a beer and a joint in my own home without losing my job or going to jail.
 
who said i was offended? you wanna get permafried go ahead. weed feels good i'm sure but i've seen it screw up too many friends lives. it may not be bad for you you think but it's a gateway drug into some serious drugs that take control of your life and its hard to get it back. i'm stayin away man
 
My homies and i were in the u district in seattle when we decide to find some good shit, so we walked into a head shop looking at the pipes and such when a big black dude walks in and asks the guy behind the counter for some baggies, the big dude starts complaining about the prices of the baggies to the guy all while making deals right there on the phone, when he starts to walk out with his newly purchased bags one of my friends says "nug?" the guy says "how much" he said "forty?", then he said "follow me." he brings us to his car and told us to get in(WAY SKETCHY), so we did he told us we had to follow him because there were lots of undercover cops around and to be careful. He tried to sell us a quarter for about $40 but clearly it was only about half that which still wasn't bad but he tried to rip us off and it was getting too sketchy so we decided against that and said good bye to our new friend without any weed.

Don't worry we found some stuff later.

 
Weed only ruins your life on two conditions:

1) You're an idiot, and if it weren't weed it wouldve been alchohol

2) You get lazy/greedy/stupid and move on to hard drugs or you smoke street herb thats laced with crap.

People who burn out are usually lazy, yet every one of my friends smokes, and they all work in fortune 10 corporations making 70-80k a year. It's entirely your choice and like anything, in moderation and responsable use it's completely harmless, and possibly even beneficial. For every person you know whos life was 'ruined', I bet you can name 10 alchoholics, but that's A-OK for some reason...
 
never said it was right or wrong. And your right it's totally up to the attitude of the person and how they go about doing it. But it obviously impairs the persons judgement and usually do things they wouldn't normally do and yeah if i had to choose between alchohol and weed thats a no brainer FOR ME... neither
 
yea i dont see weed affecting kids i know. a couple of the kids who smoke the most in my school are going to ivy league colleges.
 
when im high i notice that im more to myself and can get work done alot better, i dont talk to other people as much for one reason or another, and i usually just focus on one thing.
 
everyhing is so new and exciting when im high, also its great because its not in any way addictive its not detrimental to your health, and it shouldnt lead to harder drugs. i mean i could take it or leave it, its no biggie for me. also i think weed is much safer than safe alcolholism or cigarettes. and u know when im high im not gonna like wanna do harder drugs. i will not do anything hardere than weed, and i mean it, im in complete control when i smoke and i will also never smoke cigarettes, i respect someone who smokes weed a lot more than someone who smokes cigs.
 
haha clown its called not smoking for a couple days and your just as clear eyed and sharp as you were before you finished that zip
 
yea whoever gets their lives ruined from weed is either an idiot, has no friends, is a weak willed bastard, or just wants to get into hard drugs.
 
ight so me and my boy blazed some really good shit, best i've ever had. Then we walked outside cause his dad was driving us to see saw 3. and me being so blazed and stupid walks outside and its raining and i put my hands out and say "holy fucking shit, its snowing in october?" "fuck saw 3 lets go grab our jib sticks." And my friends dad looks at me and hes like "its raining nick." and im like "oh?" so then we get to saw 3 and halfway through the movie we realized that half of the people we work with at our local mountain are sitting in front of us. and im like "holy shit big dave! i didnt even see u sit there, im so fucking blazed" and then dave and everyone else turns around and is like "haha we're blazed too" Then after the movie me and my friend are waiting outsid ein the rain for his dad to come get us and we were like the last kids there cuz his dad fell asleep and forgot about us. So then theres this girl standing against the wall staring at me. and then she comes over. and she goes up to my friend and says "hi im (dont remeber her name) the foreign exchange student from austria, would you like some chocolate" honestly who comes up to you and asks u that. so i just burst out laughing and this girl keeps telling us stroys while we kunch down her chocolate.
 
The perfect way to keep your pimp stats you gotta roll weed in a cigar roll so you can look like your smoking a cigar which is mad pimp..and shortly after the women will come...beleive it has worked for me.enough said
 
On second thought, I move to impose a mandatory IQ test or age limit for weed use, on the sole basis that 14 y/o kids make the rest of us look bad when they are stoned.
 
my friend just bought a brand new bong, and a dank sack of bud. We decide to break in his bong inside his car. Now, I dont smoke much, so my tolerance is like slim to none (I can feel it after a solid hit.) anywyas, so we get pretty damn blazed, to the point where objects around me were getting a type of pixelated or something. Anyways, so i decide to walk home throught he forest. Everything nature produced was sooo perfect and fake looking. I had a permanent smile plastered on my face. I was just jammin to some chill music, when all of a sudden "O fortuna" starts blasting. My imagination kicks in, and I find myself almost hallucinating. I look down at the root workings of all the shrubs and trees, and I just envision little gnomes running full speed through and around the roots. They would occasionally grab the roots and spin around and shit. To this intense opera, it was facinating. I then look to the sky at the over hanging pines, and Imaghine thousands jumping out of the trees down to the path i was on. I look to the ground, and there were a bunch of lil gnomies digging themselves out of the ground with shovels and mining helmets. Oh, it was soooo dope. Just thousands of gnomes running all around me to the Ricards Red theme song, On a friday, sun shining, good times. Def good times.
 
i don't know where the fuck you guys get your weed, but i've never come close to having any mild hallucination or not been able to stand or walk. I've been smoking for 4 years i smoke every day, i've smoked ridiculous amounts of trees in one sitting and never had any experience close to those... even on shrooms my experiences weren't as crazy as that, so you guys have some fucking crazy ass buds or your stretching your stories quite a bit.
 
well me and my two friends on 420 decided to blaze up, and im pretty sure it was laced, so me and my friend gordon (akerbacker on ns) were walking down this path not feeling anything when all of the sudden BOOM it hit us , it felt so weird, like a magic tingle all over my body with the chills, everything was flashing white, and the forground seemed to be moving back and forth, it was crazy, so we decided to go get some pizza, and gordon kept forgeting where he was on the side of a major street, so every two seconds he would forget he was waiting, and start walking across the road when a car was coming, so i had to pull him back, i think i pulled him back from hitting a car at least 4 times, then we went and got pizza and i went to the variety store next store and stood in the dioderant section for about an hour, it was the weirdest high i'v ever felt
 
i really dont smoke a lot as said above, but i think its better that way because when i do smoke i dont have a high tolerance at all, and at my first hit when i hold it in i can feel the high going through my body, its so sick
 
this was my first time being high

it was saint patricks day weekend and me and a few friends went up to smuggs, VT. our frst night was thursday night. after driving for 6 hours we got pretty drunk . my buddy who smokes asked me and the 2 others to smoke for the first time, so we did. i started laughing uncontrollably. i was feeling pretty lightheaded and dizzy. then before i knew what happened, i threw up on my friend's jacket and hoodie (the one who gave us the weed). he didnt realize that until 5 minutes later when he went to put his jacket on to go outside. he flipped out and made me wear his jacket the next day. it sucked, but luckily i found detergent and washed his jacket so i wouldnt have to deal with that another day

heres the rest of the trip

it snowed 2 feet friday night and the skiing was sick on saturday. then we got caught with the alcohol by some scout leaders (the trip was throught the boy scouts- it was only 160 dollars for 3 nights and 3 lift tickets) and the whole troop was sent home but our room haha . it snowed another foot saturday night and sunday was an epic pow day (too bad everyone was gay and we didnt get to the lift till noon)

 
I was smoking hash outside my friends house and we can see inside his brothers window.

His brother is standing at his window naked clearing off his bed wich was pretty funny cus we were just starting to feel the hash. We can also see his bench press through his window so he goes out of view and we see the bar going up and down. we were cracking up cus he was benching naked. i dont think it would have been that funny if we werent high though.
 
haha the person who got me into smoking way back went to Emory in Georgia on scholorship hes mad smart and hes a beast when it comes to smokin the ganja
 
same and mushies werent hallucinations for me like whoa theres the president in a clown costume but i saw the walls breathe with me and i stared at my lava lamp and it felt like i was sucked into it and could see the little blobs around me, acid is where the real trips are at i only did it once and it was crazy but it lasted way to long in my opinion
 
i was at uvm last year, smoked a blunt with a few others and started wondering around the campus. since there was a lot of construction going we we decided to go fuck around in the sites, it was probably 2 am. my friend works for an excavating company so we find this back ho with keys in it and we start drving it around digging holes and shit, then my bro broke the window out of it for no reason so we busted out real kwik. then we headed to the big ass building getting built on rt. 2 and started running around in it. then we got to the top where there was no roof or walls and you could see the whole city and lake all lit up. then we headed to the library getting rebuilt and climb up some sketchy scaffolding to the top. then we found a bunch of random metal things roofers use to build roof and we started throwing them to the ground trying to hit shit from 5 stories up. then we went back to the dorm and slept.
 
my friend and i went scootering and we scooterred through these sprinklers which we thought were monsters.

 
yea i dont smoke anything but when im slightly buzzed from drinking, i get work done sooo well. this one time i went over my friends house after school for some casual drinking right before i had an AP Physics test. i got home with a buzz and just started studying. aced the fucking test. im guessing its the same with weed.
 
3 things.

1 - Cake. Ate shitloads of a space cake me n my ex made in my kitchen, so much that I couldn't move and my eyes wouldn't open. Was waaaay paranoid so I got him to leave and take the cake, and he left me in bed. My parents came home while the kitchen still stank (had a plan to get rid of the smell, but never got to carry it out) and they asked me what was in the cake.

I said 'egg'.

Didn't bollock me or argue or whatever, I know they didn't buy it, but I didn't learn a lesson!

2 - Discoballs are funnnnn - Spent an hour one night off my tits, staring at a disco ball. My mates had to keep coming over and spinning it for me

3 - when I was 15 me n my mates took a bus to another town to get high with some guys we knew. One of my mates did too much and whitied in the public toilets, but none of us knew what to do. So we took the bus home, she told her parents, and the rest of us sat in my room staring at fairy lights for the whole evening......
 
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