Weed escapades

NS, tell me your intensest weed or really any drug stories. don't be the faggot who lies and makes up a story about banging ten chicks cause "you were so fucking lit of your ass, bro." true shit only.

i'll start;

so me and my boy had finished smoking a decent sized blunt in a parking lot of a park at around midnight and were just sitting in my car bumping some music and snacking and shit, basically chilling until i was good enough to drive. we're the only ones in the lot besides a car that's hooking up. suddenly, cop pulls in with his lights flashing and we're still way too fucking stoned for this. we sit there for a couple minutes, and the cop car is still sitting there, still flashing his lights, and i can see this bastard looking at us. we're fucking spooked at this point, so i try to reverse and then leave. but i fucking accidentally put it into forward and bump the curb because i'm stoned as shit, so we're looking SUPER sketchy. as we leave the parking lot, this motherfucker starts tailing us. i take a left, he turns with us. i take a right, he takes it too. i'm kinda sweatin it because he's clearly looking for us to fuck up and give him probable cause to bust our shit (we had like a g left in the car and a couple hits of acid in the glove compartment) and i'm fucking up with this whole driving thing. after like four turns, he starts to back off to be more discrete, and he ends up catching a red light at an intersection that we went through. take a turn to get out of view, and i'm intent on permanently losing this motherfucker so i accelerate, doing like 55 in a 30 zone, Rick Ross - Hold Me Back just came on, i feel like motherfucking vinn diesel with this adrenaline rush. i decide to take a ton of turns just to make sure. after like four turns, we come up to a redlight. in front of us is the cop car that had given up and was heading back. we had literally went in a fucking circle after the intersection, and came straight back to this fucker. but he was in front, and so when he went straight onto a one way, we quickly went left, took the first ramp onto the freeway so we could mingle in, and we lost him. i proceed to do 40 in a 55 zone all the way to the exit by my house because i couldnt even fucking see straight. definitely not the highest i've ever been, but my most paranoid experience.
 
Went to a corn maze that was a couple hours from home with some friends and we each smoked joints that were like 1 g each (a lot for our tolerance) and got incredibly lost. It was 10 at night and all the corn looked the same it was the trippiest shit ever. We then proceeded to our car a couple hours later (somehow we found the edge of the maze and just walked the perimeter) but I was still too high to drive. So I took a nap in the lot to try and sleep it off and woke up an hour later still high af. I decided that since it was just farm roads I could drive to a gas station and then take another power nap there. Didn't work out so well, there were cops everywhere looking for drunk drivers which scared the shit out of me but anyways we got to a gas station and slept for a bit but I was still too high once I woke up again. Fortunately my friend was starting to come down and he offered to drive and we made it home ok. Such a great night.
 
When I was new to smoking my band got me super baked and brought me to McDonald's. I ordered, then by chance spotted my black friend Tyrone who I hadn't seen in years. I hollered "YOOO TY-TY WHAT'S GOOD?!" and proceeded to give him the biggest bro hug in the history of bro hugs. We had a 3 minute conversation as I waited for my food, food came, we said our goodbyes, I sat down.

The more I looked at Tyrone, the more I realized that it wasn't Tyrone, it was just some random black sophomore from my high school. The kid played along, and every time I see him in the hallway he gives me this crazy look.

Marijuana kills, never 4get
 
A friend of mine borrowed my phone his was dead. Makes a booty call to some chick that is like a two cause he gets super horny while high and calls up some chick doesn't say it is him. This chick thinks it's me. Next day she comes up to me asking about it still thinking its me who made the booty call. I set her straight in that one quick.
 
13278713:RevolverASlut said:
Sounds more like..

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what the fuck?
 
13278407:pjosullivan said:
When I was new to smoking my band got me super baked and brought me to McDonald's. I ordered, then by chance spotted my black friend Tyrone who I hadn't seen in years. I hollered "YOOO TY-TY WHAT'S GOOD?!" and proceeded to give him the biggest bro hug in the history of bro hugs. We had a 3 minute conversation as I waited for my food, food came, we said our goodbyes, I sat down.

The more I looked at Tyrone, the more I realized that it wasn't Tyrone, it was just some random black sophomore from my high school. The kid played along, and every time I see him in the hallway he gives me this crazy look.

Marijuana kills, never 4get

that, sir, is a solid story.
 
One time I got fucked up and I tried to get on the chairlift, but I couldnt so I fell off it and faceplated from like nine feet up. As I went to get on ahain, the liftie was like "420 bro, it fucks you up" and I just started laughing stupidly. Not the worst experience with drugs, but one of the funnier ones. The worst as when I was lighting up jn the trees and my high ass friend decides it would be a great idea to go ask a ski patroller for a breath mint. When he asked, the dude was just like: "have you been smoking" and my friend said no, but the ski patroller decided to go ski through the trees to check for anyone else. Well, my a hole friend hadn't told me what he was gojng to do, and so I'm in the trees lighting up a blunt, with the nice wrap and everything. Al shitton of weed was in that thing. I see the ski patrol ler coming, and I high as shit, so I freak snd sjove the fucking blunt down my pants. He comes over, and can obviously tell ive been smoking. He didnt see me in the act so he cant do anything and continues on his way. So I had saga pants on, and the ones I have had mesh lining. The blunt caught the mesh on fire and ultimately caught my underwear on fire. Luckily I put it out before my I had roasted nuts (pun intended). I did finish the blunt though, and the funny thing is, this is right before I fell off the chair, with the same ski patroller directing the line.
 
One time I got fucked up and I tried to get on the chairlift, but I couldnt so I fell off it and faceplated from like nine feet up. As I went to get on ahain, the liftie was like "420 bro, it fucks you up" and I just started laughing stupidly. Not the worst experience with drugs, but one of the funnier ones. The worst as when I was lighting up jn the trees and my high ass friend decides it would be a great idea to go ask a ski patroller for a breath mint. When he asked, the dude was just like: "have you been smoking" and my friend said no, but the ski patroller decided to go ski through the trees to check for anyone else. Well, my a hole friend hadn't told me what he was gojng to do, and so I'm in the trees lighting up a blunt, with the nice wrap and everything. Al shitton of weed was in that thing. I see the ski patrol ler coming, and I high as shit, so I freak snd sjove the fucking blunt down my pants. He comes over, and can obviously tell ive been smoking. He didnt see me in the act so he cant do anything and continues on his way. So I had saga pants on, and the ones I have had mesh lining. The blunt caught the mesh on fire and ultimately caught my underwear on fire. Luckily I put it out before my I had roasted nuts (pun intended). I did finish the blunt though, and the funny thing is, this is right before I fell off the chair, with the same ski patroller directing the line.
 
One time I got fucked up and I tried to get on the chairlift, but I couldnt so I fell off it and faceplated from like nine feet up. As I went to get on ahain, the liftie was like "420 bro, it fucks you up" and I just started laughing stupidly. Not the worst experience with drugs, but one of the funnier ones. The worst as when I was lighting up jn the trees and my high ass friend decides it would be a great idea to go ask a ski patroller for a breath mint. When he asked, the dude was just like: "have you been smoking" and my friend said no, but the ski patroller decided to go ski through the trees to check for anyone else. Well, my a hole friend hadn't told me what he was gojng to do, and so I'm in the trees lighting up a blunt, with the nice wrap and everything. Al shitton of weed was in that thing. I see the ski patrol ler coming, and I high as shit, so I freak snd sjove the fucking blunt down my pants. He comes over, and can obviously tell ive been smoking. He didnt see me in the act so he cant do anything and continues on his way. So I had saga pants on, and the ones I have had mesh lining. The blunt caught the mesh on fire and ultimately caught my underwear on fire. Luckily I put it out before my I had roasted nuts (pun intended). I did finish the blunt though, and the funny thing is, this is right before I fell off the chair, with the same ski patroller directing the line.
 
13279569:BG_Knocc_Out said:
it was a solid story though. at least somebody is fucking posting stories and not just ballsacks in people's eyes...

Those ballsacks saved your shitty thread
 
one time i got pulled over for talking on a cellphone in the city while driving, i had a oz of kush on me. I was stoned. I talked my way out of a 175$ cell phone fine and the cop i had no idea about the weed besides that he said " you guys smoke pot tonight?" i said yes at the crib and he was just like "OK". ggot a warning. I blame my success on watching so much Cops.
 
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