We need your sexts

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BITS

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Okay, so we're starting up a blog with all sorts of nasty late night sexts. To get it started, we need some good ones, so please post screenshots of your hilarious and dirty texts and (un)succesful bootycalls. Thanks +k.
 
Implying that doesn't already exist.

But because we are nice today here you go: I once send: "I want to lick your dry crunchy pussy." I had cornflakes on my mind at the moment.
 
I dont even.......

Once when I was hammered I had for some reason called my former fuckbuddy like 10 times in the middle of the night, whom I had not spoken to or met in like a year. The morning after I check my phone and realise what I had done, so I text him and apologizes with the excuse of that I had been blackout drunk (which was true. I woke up that morning in my buddy's parents' bed next to a dude I had never seen before in my entire life).

He responds by sending me a pic of his dick with the caption "its all good".
 
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When I'm severely intoxicated, I get distracted really fast, guess what i was watching when I send this text:

"I want to draw a line with my cum on your forehead and call you Simba."
 
thats lame... all of the 14 year olds want to hear them from the pink names...

if she emails them post them here for hilarity.
 
I know right??!?!?!?!!

It's almost as if his username and style of posting are in harmony on purpose in order to bring humor to the entire messageboard.
 
This post is hypocritical according to your William Penn quote. You're not showing any kindness and not doing any good. Unless of course your quote is your attempt at being facetious... and if that's the case then you're doing it wrong. Way 2 go
 
I know I tried getting some nudes right after I got my wisdom teeth out and was still drugged up. When I could actually make out what was happening, I had a lot of explaining to do.
 
Ha I remember this. She totally would have been in for it. If only.... wait that's nasty.
 
Make a new website about picture sext so I can send you all of the tittie pics ive received over the years.
 
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