We found a cat!!!

skibio5

skibio5

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wow! we were hiking around in this gully, thats totally not by any houses, when all the sudden this tiny ass white cat with a blue collar and a bell. so we took it around the houses outside the gully to see if they knew whos cat it was, but nobody did, so we took it with us and we need to try and find the owners!

 
if u cant find them you get a new cat !

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It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
sell it to the chinese joint down the street for cha-ching$$

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
are you stupid? do you think he needs you to find his way? if he was there it's because it's part of his territory, let him where you found him! or eat him!

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BIN DER SPRINGENDER TEUFEL

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keep it obviiously

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
my cat doesn't have a collar or anything and i let it outside all day. when it's time to feed her i'll just call her and she'll come to the house. Cats like to patrol their territory and keep intruders out and they usually use human markers like fences as their territory line. were there any fences around the area that you found the cat? if not it may just be a cat that the owner abandoned. in that case you should keep it.

No Props!
 
put it in your newspaper witha descreption and everything. Just put yourself in the peoples shoes that lost it.

Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
 
my aunt found my cat in the parking lot of a mall, with no collar. then they called around to see if it belonged to anybody and I decided that I would take it in. I named him Mittens.

And yes cats do love to roam around outside, and hunt non-living objects blowing in the wind. Mittens stays out for a couple days sometimes, in which case I just crack open our front door and leave food and water on our front step.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
 
i hit a cat the other day

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
this one time i lost a cat.... except it was like a tabby, and poofy... and then people say that they found a dead cat on the side of the road... never did find out if it was my cat or not...

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
nah dude, this cat was in like a gully, like way far away from houses, and if it did get down there from a house, the nearest way to get down was to go down like a 15 ft sheer rock wall on a really steep hill

 
mittens is a good name!

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
my cat is awsome. u can just atack him and stuf and he won't care. he just sits there like he's saying "word". he drools a lot though

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
yeah well my cat had lympho sarcoma, a cancer of the lymph system which had spread throughout her whole body and the vet gave her a month to live at most and she survived and she is still alive to this day, and that happened like two years ago

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i would never keep a cat. just skin it and make the fur into a doormat

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s.com: Have you hated on anyone today?
 
i think it should be a sport to find stray cats, line them up and shoot them.

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Kittens are cute but I don't like cats. I'd say leave it there in its gully.

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"I wish I could speak Italish"

 
i used to want a cat. but now they suck

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jeep
 
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