We didnt land on the moon

skijunkiedtm

skijunkiedtm

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I have a nasa freak in my study hall and i have devised my own conspiricy theory. We never landed on the moon, well we did, but the moon is a big cardboard half sphere held togethor by duct tape and pvc pipe. The moon is atached to the earth from a little string located at area 51 and the moon moves because there are 3 little midgets on those fitness bike. But the bikes are like the hotrods of fitness bikes, the fans are turned so that the fans will propel the "moon" through out space folowing our earth. We have gone up there on a few occasions because, well, every one has to eat and the midgets are no exeption. You have all heard the saying that the moon is made of cheese? Well this saying lays in fact because the fact is the only times we have gone up there is to replace a midget or to recover the "moon" in cheese for the midgets to eat.

I under stand this logic may be above some of you so please post your questions and i shall prove i am right
 
Note to self, don't mix stuff in with my reefer.

BTW you can walk up to the fence of area 51 now, so you should go check. And stop smoking that embalming fluid with your reefer.
 
Technically, if you have the sphere some mass, you could get it to orbit with the Earth, so you wouldnt need the midgets. However, the forces on the string would be incredible, so you'll have to develop a superstrong fiber.
 
This is a waste of a thread, I'm pissed off at your lack of coming up with anything good proving we didn't land on the moon,
 
well, considering that the status quo says we DID land on the moon, I'd say it's your job (or whoever) to prove that we did NOT land on the moon.
 
the title of your thread is wrong, we did land on the moon, you said it your self, it's just that the moon is fake.

two questions for you

why would there be depictions and refrences of the moon in ancent texts, or anything rather that pre-dates area 51?

and what is your explination for tides now that the moon isn't real?
 
1.)to the first thing have you seen these depictions for your self? how do you know they are real? they where faked by well paid artists

2.)the sun does everything they say the "moon" does
 
i was exspecting better

the moon is refrenced in stories and legends, christianity is highly dependent upon the moon, all of this existed pre 'no-moon' era

and the sun already has a constant effect on tides. if the sun were solely responsible there would be no explination why tides swell when the "moon" is aligned with the sun

i want more midgets and robots, maybe some terrorists, and a spork
 
my cousin was one of the midjets... unfourntunatly he missed painting clowns with honey back on earth and made a desprate leap back to earth....died in the attempt..
 
what if i dont exist and im just a figment and im not really writing anything at all. wat if no one is real and your just imagining everything. we all are figments of our own imaginations
 
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