We are not like Steve Erwin

Breheny

Breheny

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Im from Australia and let me just say that no one in our country is as weird as Steve Erwin. he is sum wacko from the bush that got lucky

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PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'

 
the randomness astounds me...

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I have nothing nice to say about Australia, worst people ever, in general, I know there are a few excptions.

the CTC

'you cant put a price on being cool' - Big Fish
 
^ what do you expect? their ancestors are prisnors.. British prisoners at that. What could you hope for?

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
hey thats my name or how 99.999999% of ppl that dont know me say it atleast

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there's so many Aussies at Whistler, its awesome. I don't have a problem with them

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never met one

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steve is cool. im from australia to and i dissagree, i think alot af aussies are that crazy.

its a fact that most of our ancestors were once criminals ;)

 
I've been to Australia, and the people there are SO nice. I like them... They're cool and they have awesome accents. I don't see why people have a problem with them...

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Yeah we aren't like Steve Erwin, but he's one crazy mother. All that drama about his baby and the croc, the thing is that's just Steve. And Mattman you're right about all the Aussies in Whistler, I couldn't believe it when I was there, felt like home and man did Australia Day go off. Tommy's was gold that night.

 
Is it Melbourne that wasn't settled by criminals? (bragging rights?)

Anyways only 2 more days until 'Aussie Talk Tuesday'... I can hardly wait!

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
Dude, Steve Irwin is the man. Im proud to say I own a Steve Irwin t-shirt. There aren't many things better than getting super stoned and watching Steve Irwin on tv.

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never been to australia, but the only aussies that i've met were awesome. and steve irwin is one badass crazy mofo. i mean who in their right mind would jump into a river full of crocodiles?

 
yeah their accents get them laid a lot and i don't have an accent damn bastards

-Strode

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I don't like the way that they walk... theres just a certain smugness about them that makes me want to unleash a pack of wolves on them and then call back the wolves so they die slower...

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
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My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
im australian and proud, but dont think m arrogant, id rather live with my family in canada

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im an aussie, and i AM like steve erwin. i live in outback queensland, and i keep fit by wrestling crocodiles. i also use dead snake skins as scarfs, leave my daughter alone with her pet funnelweb spider, and i eat wombats.

i also ride my pet shark down to the coast near the snow, and then hitch a ride in the pouch of a giant kangaroo to the ski fields. and i only wear khaki. steve erwin is my hero.

not really. im pretty normal... in a cool aussie kind of way.

the olsen twins are SO hot!!
 
^ tryhard steve irwin.

lets face it us aussies are teh bomb. yay for aussies. especially aussie girls, most of us are pretty 0.o

 
oy mate, lets put anotha shrimp on tha barbie

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i am proud to be australian, but it shits me up the wall when sum1 like Steve erwin is representing our country

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'Kids, Uncle Bill has an important message. Dont buy drugs........become a popstar and they give them to you for free!' - Love actually

Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'

PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'

 
I'm ashamed at each and everyone of you. Who leaves out Crocodile Dundee when talking about Austrailians. Shame on you, shame on you!

-Dan

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they walk weird and let me ask have you ever smelled an aussie? damn they have some funk.

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Happy 'Aussie Talk Tuesday' everyone! (Done in Aussie accent)

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
We all have a little steve erwin in us all

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
Steve is the shit... haven't met too many Australians, but the few I have met are chill as hell, awesome people.

And Jambi... best signature EVER.
 
You guys do know that he got stabbed in the heart this morning by a sting ray and died right? It sucks and if you dont believe me google it. It was in the papers.
 
No man i've been to australia and the people i met were way nuts. Maybe not like steve and crazy like go jump on something that wants to kill me kind of crazy, but they were all a little bit off the wall.
 
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