ways to pass otu?

wow i am sorry to be the first to say but your fucking retarded for saying that

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a blunt object

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
bend at your back and breath really really reallllly deeply, it will come dont worry, or have someone hit you in the neck with the base of their palm, it will fuck up the preesure sensors and your brain will be like FUCK THIS and go on standby

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if you bend over and breath really deeply almost like hypervenalating and then stand up quickly when your hands start to tingle, cross your arms over your chest and have someone squeeze you... like hug you really tight, you will pass out. but i have a feeling you want to pass out and stay out of it so this isnt exactly what your looking for

katie
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will that breating thing actually work? is it gonna fuck me up in any other way than passing out for a little bit?

 
i dont know if breathing without someone to push all the air out of you after the breathing will work, ive only even done it with someone else there. and no it wont do anything other than make you pass out for a few seconds

katie
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Just Fucking Ski
 
go to sleep. it's real easy, and inexpensive. pm if you want to know how to go.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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yo yo yo guy, your obviously cool so i'll help you out. Now guy, contrary to other ppl respones, homie, i beleive this one is more suitable, free, and will last long, guy. Go into your bathtub, bring a razor blade (or knife) and remeber its not across the road but down the highway. jk jk guy i dont know homie, but realistically and i am being serious that is one of the coolest thing i have ever heard someone say.

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slap yourself in the face and realize how dumb this sounds...but I've heard of people passing out by slowly squeezing around their necks with their forearms, with their hand clasped behind their neck.

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'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
why the fuck do you what to pass out?

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'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
try to give yourself fellatio. it works every time.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
yeah when you make yourself pass out it is a lot worse than passing out from alcohol. first of all it's a lot more fun to pass out from alcohol

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idiot, why would you want to pass out with out the nice affect of bieng drunk or stoned'?

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do a handstand (up against a wall or something) and hyperventilate... preceed for about 10-15 minutes, then get up and run in circles really really fast.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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