Ways to make $300 really fast?

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Sell something (not your body)

Borrow it from somebody

Try your luck on a lottery ticket

If you have a job, ask for more hours.
 
let's say conservatively you get $20/blowjob. Doing the math that means it will take 15 blowjobs to reach your goal of $300. We'll be safe and call it 17 to cover travel and food expenses. there's always buying scratch off tickets or selling shit, but i hear nothing makes you feel better about yourself than administering 17 blowjobs in the name of making some cash.
 
A deposit on my apartment. I just lost my job, and can afford to pay rent, but I gotta come up with the rest of the deposit by the end of the week. New job doesn't start for like a week and a half, which is why I'm kinda in a bind.

I've got a pair of skis I'm trying to get rid of, but no one seems to be biting.
 
how does buy one get one work for a bj? is it the kind of thing where you come back once he's 'recharged' and let him get off again? and what, exactly, constitutes a bj? is there a time limit, or do you go until he blows?
 
Have you tried to negotiate with your Landlord at all? When I moved into my house we didn't have the flow to pay for rent and deposit, so our LL let us split it between the first 2 months.
 
wow that's a really good deal then. cause i mean, ejaculating and following it up immediately with another blowie would just hurt.
 
It's to the person who was living in my room before me. They were being super flexible, and now they're kinda not. I also managed to lose my job after moving in. Awesome.
 
i'm in a similar situation... do NOT sell your skis at a pawn shop. they rip you off entirely. yeah, it's a fast way to make some cash but if you put in a little more work finding someone to buy them you will make much more. you won't get more than 60 dollars for your skis, no matter what condition or anything. my boyfriend tried to sell his brand new loaded longboard at a pawn shop and they wouldnt offer more than 15 dollars.

DONT DO IT!
 
ask 10 of your friends for 30 bucks then pay them back i had to get a car out of an impound came out to about 300 paying the tickets and getting the car i ended up borrowing 170 from three friends had the money to them once i got paid.
have someone front you some weight of coke cut it with mad coffee creamer make 300 easily and pay the person for the fronted coke.
sell naked pictures ill buy one sheiiit its for a good cause
or prostitute yourself
its hard to make 300 dollars in three days
 
sell clothes to Plato's Closet if you have one near you. I just sold like 10 clothing items (tshirts, jeans, hoodies, goggles) and made $100 bucks
 
if your in Montana go to bozeman sign up at the bio science labs, do study s that involve testing different soaps on your hands, or other areas. usually pays 50-500, get paid the next week and profit.
 
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