Ways to ask someone to Homecoming

Young_Zay

Young_Zay

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Hey NS, My schools Homecoming dance is in a couple weeks and i need some creative ways to ask my date. She plays soccer and tennis if that helps any.

Dont let me down Newschoolers!
 
Oh, neat. Well, you could make chalk drawings in and around her house leading her to something, or around the school. Maybe to a fake crime scene with a chalk outline of your body (with more muscles) and then slap her in the face and say you're dying to be her date.

Or wear a shirt that says the word 'tennis'

Get it, because she likes tennis
 
get a tennis ball gun (the things that shoot at you so you can practice by yourself) and when she comes up pelt her with a few. now the trick here is that you write homecoming on each one, once the pain has left her body she can pic one up and read it and say yes to your fine ass. she will be so happy she wont even be mad
 
Change the voicemail on your phone to say "Will you go to homecomng?" or some shit and then make sure she calls you. the girls at my school all fucking loved it. it worked too.
 
ask her by writing it on her mattress, then sink the mattress in a pool. she will have to get the mattress out to read the message.
 
Get a soccer ball and write "homecoming?" on it or something along those lines, and say you just want to kick the ball around with her. She will eventually realize it says something on there...so long and so forth.
 
1. write on a paper will you come to homecoming2. eat the paper

3. puke in her toilet

4. she will see the paper and job done
 
step 1. right "homecoming?" on your penis

step 2. drape your penis over your wrist

step 3. ask her if she can read your watch for you since you cant read it

step 4. bang her
 
sac up walk up to her and say hey will you go to homecoming with me and guess what there's only two things that can happen she says yes or she says no its alot better than putting a ton of work into something and then her just saying no
 
Just ask her. It's fucking homecoming, not some shitty movie.

Or go do a bunch of pointless shit just to make yourself feel like you're doing something better.
 
If you come up with something creative, it would just be a downright dick move to say no. So they will usually say yes.
 
i did your trying to be creative but unless your a hundred percent sure it will work dont do something to elaborate cause if she says no then you put all that work in for nothing and its just a little awkward if you go all out on it like what people are saying
 
discard everthing i said before if she already said yes then there is no point in asking this question put all your time into homecoming itself and make sure its a crazy fucking night
 
Pee the word Homecomeing on her driveway and then when she comes out and is i awe of you precision peeing you can sneak attack pee in her butt.
 
Do something with tennis or soccer, or any other thing she likes. Just be creative. I gave this girl 9 grams of strawberry haze. The nugs were high quality super bud and smelled like strawberries and on the jar cap it said " Can we both take a Homecoming toke?" I got rejected but fuck her I happily took back the buds and smoked the 9 grams and just went and asked some other girl. No bullshit, no extra shows, I just went up to her and asked and gave her some flowers, and it worked out.

Basically you can ask anyway but be classy about it.
 
Put a note on an R/C car and have someone drive it into her classroom. Make the note say to come into the hall and be standing there with flowers and balloons.
 
No I wasn't. I was going to give her this 2.5 gram nug that I weighed out. I know she was disappointed that she didn't get to smoke any of it. hahaha. The date I had was much better. My friend got this bangin ass chick and she left him during the dance. He was the vice president. SO WACK. Girls that ditch their dates are assholes.
 
You mean you offered her a bowl back of the dimer of brick weed you bought from the dude at the gas station that only weighed .7
 
My friends dad bought the weed and I gave him a few strain names that I was looking for, since I was looking for a girly strain you could say. He grows for medical dispensaries and is in the link with all the medical grower community so he can get some high quality bud and definitely pulled through. I haven't seen brick weed since 7th grade.
 
put a note on an RC car saying "wanna go to homecoming with me" with her name. then she will be embarassed and become a loser then have no standards then your good.
 
Write "will you go to homecoming with me?" backwards on your dick with wet paint, then slap her face with your dick and wait till she looks in a mirror.
 
you'd have to get her parents in on it for this one, or you'll have to break in to her house.

put a trail of hershey's kisses leading from the front door of her house to the bathroom and finally to the shower. in the shower you will place a dozen roses with a note. she gets home and follows the trail of kisses to the shower where she sees the roses. then she reads the note that says, "now that I've kissed the ground that you walk on and showered you with roses, will you go to homecoming with me?"

guaranteed yes.
 
haha for some reason i lold pretty hard at this.

be sure to add a huge bulge in your pants in the chalk outline of course
 
Asked my girl yesterday, kept itbpretty simple. Came into her class with an arrangement of roses and her favorite coffee, said would you like to go to homecoming? She said yes Nd I bounced.
 
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