Ways of Cheating on Exams

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What the fuck America... how are you guys allowed to use iPods, phones, spell checkers, etc. during exams? We technically aren't even allowed to use ipods and phones in class... And this is high school - it must be harder to cheat in college.
 
studying throughout the semester, not just cramming before the exam, usually works best. also, reading the material before the lecture helps out a ton.

the coca-cola label trick doesn't work because most professors ask you to remove all labels from water bottles, etc.

programming your calculator is hit or miss. some professors ask you to delete the memory off your calculator in front of the TA when he or she walks the attendance sheet around.

didn't really read the others.

however, whenever i feel like i need a little peace of mind before a final, i usually just write down (in pencil) a couple of formulas or key words on my eraser under the paper cover. slide the paper up or down and there you have it. shits pretty discrete and cums off easily with a simple rub. I did the old calculator cover trick in high school but this onetime the professor personally went up and down the rows checking everyone's calculator. the thing is i was sitting in the very back so luckily i caught on before she got to me and i had already placed my cover in my pocket. that day put a serious damper on my cheating ways.

that said, don't cheat. you'll thank me later.
 
I will take this into deep consideration, thank you so much for changing my whole life with your very awakening post. now go suck a dick my friend
 
don't do it tried it today on a small test we took in english today. Got a 7/10....maybe I didnt do it right.
 
we had to draw and label the world freshman year, so this one kid drew the entire world and all countries on his thighs, and covered it with basketball shorts.

i don't know what the test policies are at your school, but at ours you have a week to make up a test. So if you really don't feel ready get excused from school and take it later. there's really no need to cheat
 
you are scum for being such a self righteous prick and should be shot...

forreal why do you all think this is the place to condemn cheaters - it isnt going to make the slightest difference except we all will know how you are such an "academic achiever" and how you are so "honest" hahaha

if the kid wants to cheat he is going to regardless of what is posted in this thread. anyone who cheats with consistency isnt an A student to begin with so stop worrying about your scholarships and awards.

i am not saying cheating is a good thing but just shut up with this disapproval. i cheated my way through high school and it came back to bite me in the ass in college. didnt have good/any study habits or techniques and almost failed out but it was part of the overall learning process

 
What a wonderful story. Thanks for sharing it. Why do I think this is the place to condemn cheaters? That would be because this is a thread on cheating. Any other really intelligent questions?

What you said about cheaters not being A students is not exactly true. I have seen and heard about many people cheating their way to As in courses. When I put 60 hours into a project and then see someone who plagiarized the same project, I get pretty livid. A lot of professors either don't care, don't have the time, or simply think students wouldn't cheat, and thus the students get away with it.

I find it really hard to believe that you are defending cheating. I imagine you would get all up in arms if someone cheated in your sport of choice. Why do steroids in the MLB or the Tour De France matter? Is election fraud ok? There are thousands of ways to cheat. They are all trashy and pathetic. Defending them is even trashier and more pathetic. Nice touch bringing murder into your argument.

As far as being self-righteous and better than you, I'll get that one out of the way: I am better than you. I am more intelligent than you. I will succeed far more in life than you. Is that self-proclaiming and judgemental enough for you? At least now you won't have to speculate.
 
jump in front of a truck. you implied murder first when you suggested he be on the front line of the military ( too much of a bitch to say it directly). how do you measure success? i just graduated and am on a road trip across the country to start a full time job doing what i love in a place i love. i am as successful as i want to be. i am not defending cheating, i clearly stated that i do not think cheating is a good thing but those who do cheat will learn the hard way.
 
I've cheated in every call of duty game that you can hack in. Are you going to call Microsoft and have my Xbox live account closed? Just go away. If he wants to cheat its not going to stop him. If he gets in trouble then that's on him. This isn't a thread to tell others how bad of an individual they are. I also like how you claim a higher spot on the totem pole of life than us. You should just be banned right now for being such a snobby fucking prick. You make me want to fucking stab cats. I'm sure everyone else is looking at you thinking "Jesus this guy is such a dumb cunt" so stop trying to dictate other people's lives over the Internet.

/endrant
 
like Billy Madison get a girl tobstrip for every answer you get right and you will be an excpert soon enough
 
so, in the middle of class i thought maybe if i bought one of those live strong bands that are about breast cancer that are extremely wide, i could possibly write equations or notes on the inside....not possitive how noticeable it would be
 
use a mechanical pencil with clear sides. write notes on a small piece of paper and slip it between the clear part and the black tube inside. cant fit much but it's foolproof.
 
the time it takes you to do that would be more time than it would take to memorize the minuscule amount that you could fit in there.

Every idea in here can and will fail miserably.
 
Came in here to say this, only to find out it was the first reply. God dammit.

OP sack the fuck up, be a big boy, and do your work. Learn the shit.
 
my friend does this and he never gets caught.

another thing you can do that has never worked for me but worked for a different friend and is always worth a shot is if your are filling out a scantron, mark in your answer with diagonal lines leaving some white space in the little answer box. this confuses the machine because it reads both black and white, and then chooses to skip over the question not subtracting from your score.
 
Earlier in the year i found someone who had the class last year toke their scantron and would memorize the first 50 answers
 
well, if it's a speaking exam, like in english we had to recite 50 lines of shakespeare, grow your hair long, get a blue tooth, and have your older brother who is quite possibly the best cheater of all time read you the lines.

or

if it is a regular school test, have a smart friend or pay a smart kid to write down all the answers on his arm as he's taking the test. later, write these down, and tape them to the inside of your boxer's waistband. no matter how obvious you are, which this is pretty discreet motion, you can accuse the teacher of sexual harassment for wanting you to take off your underwear. if they are too forceful, you can get them for sexual assault, and then the school will pretty much suck your dick with financial recompensation, and will give you a hundo for all your years there.

or

have a huge dick like me, and have a female teacher, and fuck her brains out, so she'll give you hundos all the time.

or

if the teachers a guy and you're not gay or a girl, buy the dude like three hot hookers to fuck him, and he'll let you ace the semester out of gratitude.
 
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