Wayne Brady's Show

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His drive-by, pimpin, etc. sketch was awesome.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
haha ya i laughed for like an hour after that! and when he shoots dave in leg afterwords so good

'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'

-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'

-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'

-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'

 
does wayne brady need to choke a bitch??

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
my godmother is never gonna beleive this ... the bitch is never gonna know about it .... shhh shhh

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
hey dave.....*shoots dave in the leg*.. Im wayne brady bitch hhahahah

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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM*NWF-T*TBDTCFPAA REPRESENT!

HALLA!
 
haha, the part with the hos was hilarious

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
nigga this is not an option, if u do not smoke this we have a problem

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
how was it the most un-funny one ever^?!, tyrone on fear factor was fuckin hilarious

when joe rogen takes the thing off the tank of worms.'we gotta eat that?, well i can't eat all of it'

tyrone's the best thing on that show

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
 
i got somethin to tell you joe rogan... i smoke rocks!

hoes, dave. dave, hoes. say hello to dave, bitches.

hey dave.

hey bitches.

Teddy

Poniverus

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
 
no i fuckin hated that episod. fuck wayne brady... he ruined the robot guy i hope get aids and cancer both.... ony part that was a little funny.. NICK CANNON. tahts it. and. i smoke rocks but besided that it was a fat atom shitbomb.

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'there's two types of people in this world. the people that take shit and the people that dish it out. Who said that? ' oh Yeah i think his name was Jeasus'' '

'i dont know what sex feels like but its got to feel something like that'
 
Dave - I need to get to an ATM

Wayne pulls over to the hos

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Run bitch! Run for your life, Bitch! - Dave

'Please God let me see my family again, i just want to see my kids please.'

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Team Fresh
 
in my line of work, joe rogan, i taste penis all the time. cocaine is a hell of a drug.

.Ski.
 
its actually 'good evening biches'

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
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