wats the worst part of skiing...

AMEN!

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Sam

Dave Pauls temp. assistant

Offical Terrain Park Supervision of the NS Isle Resort Destination

skierdood86:

i like to luge on my snowboard

lovetoski84:

and by luge he means sitting on his snowboard and constantly digging his feet into the snow to slow down as the snowbladers pass him

skierdood86:

haha

 
Injurys are the worst part of any sport... The end of the day is fo sure the worst part of skiing

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Finding out someone who is mad crazy in the park, hit a tree while glade skiing and may be paralyzed, or have minor brain damage. Infact that happened today...

 
catching and edge and slamming your whole body onto the rail (figured this out all too well today)

.............and that brings us to our next point...dont smoke crack

-kavana
 
getting up early leads to great skiing.

summer means camps.... which im too poor to go to

leaving the hill means you get to ski another day.

no real bad parts of skiing.

i had sex with a 180lb chick on new years
 
NUTTING YOURSELF

I am not doing the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

Salad is what food eats
 
My breaks don't work that well on one of my skis and my ski popped off after a jump and I had to chase it all the way down to the bottom of the mountain and out of bounds.

that sucked

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
watching one of your friends get hurt.. or at my hill, walking up after the hit, getting kicked off for trying flips, or getting ragged on by the huge population of snowboarders.. but the good definately outweighs the bad..

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
getting hurt, early mournings, and having 2 or 3gay-ass names for every variation of everytrick and argueing over exactly what they all are (why cant we be more like boarders?)

 
i hate it when the lift is broken and you have to take the towrope all day. Towropes suck ass.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
yes leaving the hill is always bad, and shin bang, and over shooting landings is bad too

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
i agree with nik summer is shitty

& the best part about skiing is powder... lots and lots of powder

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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
the worst part is being poor and not having a reliable enough vehicle to get me to the hill where i wouldnt have money for a lift ticket anyway, damn tuition and other bills!!

Gotta love the midwest
 
yea i really love shin bang and nutting myself on rails... i also love overshooting landings and fucking your whole body, its also fun when u get stuck on a broken lieft for hours....yea there are no bad parts about skiing.... just because u love the sport doesnt mean u have to say all the shitty ass shitty parts of it are actually good

don't make fun of my spelling!
 
The worst part about skiing is the cold..we were at Whiteface, NY this weekend and it was -25-30 at times

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
The fact that it doesn't last all year.

This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
'telling your parents your gay'

i suprised no ones listed that yet

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
id have to say what i find bad about skiing is waiting in long lines for slow chairs. leaving is also shitty, but usually by the end of the day im in shit shape and all i wanna do is sleep. Injuries are part of the sport and you just have to deal with them.

 
skiers trying to be like rollerbladers...rollerbladers for god sake!!! i mean when snowboarders hit rails its only foolish for 1 reason (theyre trying to be cool like skateboarders) but skiers on the other hand are wackily foolish when they hit rails. 1.) theyre trying to be like someone else 2.) the person theyre trying to be like should be exterminated off the face of the earth for being so fruity.

'I Like Boys' -me

 
expenses, getting wet, being cold, ski boots, park rats, attitude, not having any friends in high school (skiing every weekend), pacific northwest weather, getting hurt, having to explain what you do to those whom will never understand (so...you snowboard, right?) and being away from my girlfriend.

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
overshooting the 'landing' and flatlanding it. those of you from the midwest know what i mean.

'Viva la revolution!'

-Raul Consuelo
 
hahaha, ive heard that so many times mammothpunks

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
The worst part of skiing is when i get to sit on the 'fun box' and play my uber everquest! then these mean men come up and almost crash into me, they swear at me and everything. The worst part is when the big one comes up and beats with his ski poles really hard and takes my pants away, and my uber eq computer. Skiiers are just a bunch of mean poo pricks!

 
not being able to nosepress

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
Riding up a long slow ass lift when its -30 below

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Just JIB It!!
 
you're not paying to slide down the hill on sticks, you're paying to ride up the hill on a lift...thats why they call it a 'lift' ticket

 
wanting to go when u cant

Fuck you...the first thing i said to niel Turner after i broke my collarbone... and he said i couldnt get hurt
 
you are paying to be alowed to slide down the hill on their property. yeah it is a 'lift' ticket, but when it all comes down to it you are not paying to go up a hill on a chair. you go up, so you can come down.

and one peice suits, also the the worst part of skiing

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'the world is full of guided missiles, and misguided men'
 
you are paying for their insurance, ski patrol, the lift rats, taxes, groomers, rails, and pipe dragons. Thats what you pay for

 
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