wats the best show on tv?

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i think its either chappelle's show or like south park, so funny IM RICH BIOTCH!

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yep, the shows that I like are usually animated, ie, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy. And Chapelle show.

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the daily show, hands down, no question.

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o yeah the assistant is sweet 'CLIPED'

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

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its clipped douchebag

i agree chapelles show and south park are high up there, also sealab2021 is good, and most extreme ellimination challenge

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'its time to clip some bitches' i also like reno 911! 'he was doin coke while jackin off and playin poker?'

 
^ word, 2 minutes into the first show hes like 'its elimination time bitches!' hahaha great show. daily show is wayyy up there too. ok i have no favorite.

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I like tought crowd along with the daily show, all the best shows are on from 11-12, adult swim and comedy central, the only time I watch tv other then for news

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oh CROSSBALLS!!! thats up there too.

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yeah and on the chapelle show last nite they had dave as a crack adict and he was on fear factor, it was awesome

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

ski bridger bitch
 
yeah most shows that are aminated are sweet simpsons king of the hill ect. sometimes i watch like those batchlor shows and love shows and just laugh at the ppl when they get cut and they are cryin and im just on the floor laughin at them

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

ski bridger bitch
 
yeah all thoses shows on adult swim are sweet, kinda weird but sweet, and yeah pimp my ride is da shit

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
 
simpsons are no longer funny theyve lost it its over they blow.

south park makes me laugh

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the montelle show all the way. today they had three sisters who were identical and they were hot

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im sorry elgato i forgot wat the last name was, thank you for correcting, but that show is the sweetest NEW EPISODE TONITE, i think..?

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
 
SkiTV, Chapelle Show, Nip/Tuck, Space Ghost....anything on OLN.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
haha i did i thought i put rick to u convinced my lol o well yeah, better watch tonite

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz

 
whoever said AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE is the shit, best show on tv, but RENO 911 comes a very close 2nd

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only 13 year olds watch fucking adult swim, or 16 year old nerds who jack off to whatever cartoons they can.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
its tyrone biggums damnit, not dave chapelle the crack addict

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Oh yea I forgot, it's not cool to have fun....I take it back. Piss off dude cartoons are fun to chill to BECAUSE they are mindless.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
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