Water Bottle throwing Blink 182 sucks

Not really, no. I've considered it, but my stories are too short. I might sit down and try to write a book full of short stories (10-15 pages) at some point, but for now I just write in my spare time. For now, I work and go to school where my major is Forensic Science.

 
HAHAHA that was absolutely amazing. you are my hero.

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Lift lines suck.

-stevie
 
fuck that .....Blink 182 is the best band i know and all punk music kicks ass ....i would love to see you fall into a mosh pit at the next caoncert and get killed ..all of blinks lyricks are amazing and the ppl in the band mark who you hit in the arm and travis the drumer who you hit and tom , yea tom way to go you hit the little bitch in the face your pro ..like fuck i would never let go of that bottle if i was you ...maybe you should chill out and just have had some fun that night insead of complaning and if you dident want to go then dont it's not like you payed for it ...plus it was free . like why couldent you have just lafed with all your friends and had a good time ...if you lisened to the mark tom and travis show cd you would know they are comedians and are really funny . maybe you should have just gone back home and kicked a punching bag or something ...if i saw you trying to hurt ppl from blink and i was at the concert i would have jumped you .

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
^^^ step one.. remove any sand or sharp objects from vagina.. step two... go down to your local morman church and buy a sense of humor. step three get on ns, step4 post.......

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
Blink's lyrics kick ass? Yeah, you have a clue. Thanks, but from now on, please don't inflict you musical taste on anyone. Nobody deserves that. If you like the band, that's great (well, actually, I pity you, but that's not the point); however, don't start trying to convince people they can write lyrics.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Best thread on NS in a long time.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
no duderanch was a good album, the lyrics on that are pretty good. now they're trying to hop on the emo bandwagon and doing a poor job at it.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.

Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?

Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees?

Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change?

And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,

Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears.

Wish you were here.

penguinmilk
 
haha, god i love NS. the article was really funny, but then the thread got better when phrosty pointed out that the guy plagerized the entire thing, then tried to back out by saying he never specifically stated that he did write it. finally a kid comes on calling blink 182 a punk band and saying their lyrics are great, and their jokes are funny.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
the lyrics are good because they relate back to every thing that is real serious and funny .

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
What's with the Pink Floyd, badger icon guy?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
haha funny story. i thikn the new blink album deserves the most recognition(if any)because there are no peepee poopoo lyrics, yet the music is still pretty annoying

Fookadoomee
 
maybe he thought the power of floyd lyrics would be so overwhelming that all the members of blink 182 would spontaneously explode, never to pollute our brains again

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
whoever saind blink is punk-

there not, there pop. thats like saying brittney spears is hip hop.

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have you ever seen an american flag burned at a gunshow?

if guns cause crime, do women cause prostitution?

all stars june 13-20

ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!

 
just so you guys know, tom posted another article in non ski gabber and it is hilarious - give it a read.

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Afterlame, fall 04
 
^ ya it is really funny, and to the guy who is still insisting that blink 182's lyrics are well written, and funny, you have a lot of growing up to do if you honestly think writing about fucking someone's mom, jerking off, and every other cliche immature joke imaginable is funny.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
hahahaha

thank you all for making my day, it would'nt be complete without any of the posts, good job

 
I hope you knock his fucking teeth out and the piss seeps into his brain, causing him to have a seizure, fall over, and be electrecuted by the amp which his droll touched.

---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis

 
Not sure how I managed to disappoint you... I've hardly posted in this thread. Sorry to hear that, though.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I'll explain. I don't post here much JD but when I do you're probably my favorite poster, so I'm a little choked you're giving thumbs up to a guy whose site (which he constantly links to) is full of really irresponsible Angry-RPG-Dude, 'some of my best friends are niggers' shock-jock type shit. Then again you probably didn't read the site and I'm overreacting. If so, sorry.

 
No, I read a couple of his articles. Never went to the site, can't comment on it. However, I thought this was a rather amusing story... can't claim to be a Blink fan, so that might just be why.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
man i am so with you that band pisses the fuck out of me too. i hope your not planning on using a small water bottle to throw at him, use a fuckin 2 litre pop bottle and wail it at his face. make him bleed like the bitch that he is
 
Phrosty...I havent really ever respected you (sucked your proverbial cock) like the rest of this website, but after witnessing your epic shennanigans in this thread I must say...BRAVO!
 
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