Water Bottle throwing Blink 182 sucks

that's such an awesome story, well written!

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i'd love to see phrosty put up with the conditions that this guy was putting up with, it doesnt sound like the most comfortable living conditions

your the bitch phrosty. say exactly what you said to this guys face and see what happens.. you'll get a royal navy ass whipping

if blink 182 hit me in the face with a bottle, intentionally or not, i'd seek revenge

fuckin kill him dude

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
Hoooollllyyyyyyyy shhhhiiiiittttttttttttt. that was great.

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i think blink should have some respect for traveling out there and playing for those guys. even if you don't like their music that's cool for them to do and it's not like they tried to hurt anyone.

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yeah they tried to hurt the fat guy in the front... but they ended up hurting somebody else

huck something
 
shut up tip to lips. I don't care what living conditions he's in, he signed up for the military, he knew what he was getting himself into. That's no excuse for being a little bitch about a water bottle. Why didn't he catch it? If you see something comming at your face do you just stare at it?

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
^nope.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
ok, now phrosty think about this, this water bottle was just hurled at the person in front of you and he JUST ducked, then it comes hurtiling at you when you didnt even know that it was comming cause the fat guy was blocking your way. That gives you split seconds to think about what is going on, and before you know it you just got hit in the face, think about stuff before you just start blabbing shit.

huck something
 
phrosty is a faggot now.

what the hell happened to you?

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he got hit in the face at a free concert by a water bottle, he's a bitch.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
hey phrosty wheres your comeback for my comment eh? come on, or did i actually prove a point?

huck something
 
I'm kinda disappointed... time was, yoou couldn't say fuck all to Phrosty without getting your figurative ass explored by large uncomfortable objects at his behest... but here, I see kids walking all over him. There's something about that that just doesn't sit right with me. Something should be done, and I'm not the one to do it, so I'm going to stop typing this post and leave you to continue this gang-rape of a formerly invincible official NS asshole.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

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Always

Always

Here I am

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Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
he didnt sign up for the military to be smacked in the face by some hot shot, thinking hes god, complaining how hot it is

i dont know why he signed up

but calling him a bitch for throwing it back at that fucker was totally uncalled for.. why?? because throwing it back was the right thing to do!! the last thing this guy needed over there was having blink 182 shred up all of the self respect he had left by just shrugging his shoulders and laughing it off.. after taking that kind of bullshit from that fucker, laughing it off means you have no dignity! anybody in their right minds would do what this guy did

honestly phrosty, stop bitching about everything!! you make yourself look like quite the prick, and if i met you in person, i would throw a water bottle in your face, then what would YOU do? think about it

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I'd probably catch it and drink it if I was at a concert. All you kids defending him would have probably just whined and cried just like he's doing. Fuck it this thread is done, sympathise with the pussy if you want, I hope he gets killed.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
WAIT WE'VE JUST HAD A BREAKTHOUGH IN THE CASE

THIS STORY WAS STOLEN!!

the origional author was Tom Sorrell not Eric Schmitz
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35873

TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!!!!!

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
all i know is i hate blink 182, and i hope more people decide to purposefully cause members of the band physical harm.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
I still think its a funny story, But this kind of stuff happens at most punk music concerts. Your supposed to CATCH the bottle, but I guess that guy didnt have the time.

-CraigeD

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Ive been to shows before and when the singer throws water bottles in the crowd...people catch them and drink them. I caught one from the Used and took a few sips and passed it around.

It's funny how phrosty found the story on another site. I am backing phrosty up; I don't need to be part of the majority on this thread.

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That was an awesome story, that is awesome that you are going to Ohio to hit him in the head with a water bottle.

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this is so great. Now if only someone can do that to good charlotte life would be complete

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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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and o yeah, Fuck you phrosty, blink 182 can suck my balls along with you

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
Hello,

My name is Tom Sorrell and I wrote the Blink 182 article. Here is the link to where it was first posted:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35873

You may be wondering why I'm here. Well, today I got an e-mail from a member of this forum asking me why I posted this story here. The simple answer is, I did not. Someone else did.

Now normally I wouldn't have a problem with that. I mean, an article I wrote is getting free publicity on another forum to go along with the 12,000 hits it has already received at Ubersite. Cool, right? No, it is not. I have a problem with the way this person posted it.

Not only did he not link to the article, he didn't even give me credit for writing it. He posted it like it was his own idea and experience. There's a word for that: plagarism.

I don't care that I've received over 50 pieces of hate mail, 2 death threats, and four viruses because of this article. But some person copying it and pasting it without even giving me credit pisses me off to no end.

I'm very happy you liked my article enough to post it on some skiing forum. If you like that one so much, I've written about 40 others at Ubersite:

(http://www.ubersite.com/u/BuckeyesTHEGAME)

and I posted the best ones on my website: (www.TomSorrell.net). Maybe you'll enjoy some of them as well.

If you like them and want to post them on a message board, that's perfectly fine with me; however, please include a link along with it.

Thank You,

Tom Sorrell

 
schmitz, you copied all this? damn...

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Yeah, I suspected it wasn't actually written by the guy... it looks a little too clean and professional. Phrosty, if you're responsible for emailing this guy, then THIS is the type of ownage you're famous for. I salute you.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

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Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yea I emailed him. i took care of everything.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
this all goes to show that Phrosty owns. good work man.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
no problem, puting bitches in their place is just what I do.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
Incidentally, you don't like the article, do you? hah! That's pretty funny to me. Please understand that I'm not crying about getting smacked in the face. The entire article is very tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be taken 100% seriously. It's entertainment meant to make people laugh.

 
^Yeah, I was wondering what he'd say when he actually read your posts in this thread.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Like I said, I've received an abundance of hate mail. Because of this, I'm used to it so I really don't care.

People seem to take this article at face value rather than think that maybe, just maybe it's a joke.

What's REALLY funny is that my article was linked to (with credit given) on three sites.

The front pages of:

www.Blink-182Online.com and www.b182.com

and the message boards at their official site (www.Blink182.com).

This sent a ridiculous amount of people to Ubersite (over 12,000) to review my article and tell me how much I suck. Then the hate mail started. Then came the death threats.

Now, most people would have let it die after the one post. Not me. I would have, but the death threats kind of aggravated me and I wanted to see just how much I could piss these idiots off.

I ended up making two pictures for the sole purpose of aggravating their fans even more. Needless to say, it worked. They played right into my hands and made themselves the butt of a joke.

Here are the links to those pictures:

Picture 1:http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437

Picture 2:http://www.ubersite.com/m/36520

 
o did i mention that i didnt write this. did i mention that i did write this...no

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too late, your ass has been owned

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lol, go look at those pictures and shit, that's so funny, then read what all the little bitch-ass blink fans have to say, whining and shit, hahahahahah

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Ok kiddo, here's how it is.

You did not:

1. Post a link to the story.

2. Give credit to me for writing it.

3. Give any indication whatsoever that you did not write it.

You did:

1. Copy and paste my article.

2. Allow people to think you were the person who wrote it.

Intentional or not, next time you'll know this important fact: If you copy and paste an article someone else has written, you ALWAYS give credit to the writer. ALWAYS.

 
The link included in the Blink article was to a story I wrote about being in a Bahrain bar with some friends and a fat girl making her presence known.

I appreciate the apology.

 
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Found at:http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437

Look at that, citing sources is easy

-CraigeD

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Tom, that is great. i laughed my ass off thoroughly.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Im sure we wouldnt mind.

Why dont the pictures work?

-CraigeD

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If one day your asked:

'How did you spend your time here on Earth?'

Will you say:

'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
 
you should post more they're all great. have you ever consinderd writing a book?

Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

 
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