Wat to get the mom?

[M+M]

i have presents for everyone in the family, i just need to know what to get my mom for x mas, what are you guys getting your moms

 

[eastAR5]

i dont really have any money so im gona crochet them all dope hats and throw in a 10-20 dolla something else

 

[timmi]

anything from avon. moms love avon. its like there bible or something

 

[bueyan]

avon?? explain...

 

[twix_182]

its like all sorts of beuty stuff and lotions and all that crap. my aunt was an avon lady and has tons of avon shiz. u ever watch edward scissorhands? that mother was an avon lady.

 

[ItsPhil]

yea its like that Mary Kay stuff

 

[k_Boss957]

a dildo with real pubic hair and big testicals

 

[timmi]

that wasnt even funny. kill yourself...not actually though. because i will feel bad

 

[seemeski]

I love edward scissorhands! my mom wants a mix cd, that's easy enough.

 

[STAUSS]

Shit you beat me to it! I was gonna say dildo!

 

[awsomecoolguy]

get her some ski's

"twin tips"

 

[cjgncjgn]

ill admit it... i laughed

 

[Lax_Bro40]

a 12in black dildo... she'll love it

 

[--Binger--]

walk into the mall, and the first 'girly' thing u see for under $20 is good

 

[PIMP23]

im getting my mom an ipod shuffle

 

[~Cork_1080~]

making something is definetly the way to go, if you have the skills. For somereason they like it better if you make it.

 

[spin]

im getting her a donation to a charity of her choice... thats just the kinda thing she usually asks for

 

[SSBS]

me!

 

[redpointist]

ahahaa! Comes with free condoms and massage oils.

 

[~Cork_1080~]

and a free trial of viagra

 

[C-Burg]

gift card so she can buy what she wants and you dont screw up

 

[OAK_TREE]

i was looking for someone to say dildo. get her something that she is into. example, if she knits or sews than get her a gift certificate to the store she goes to. calendars are always good. i get my mom one every year, they like to write shit down i guess.

 

[jsg]

haha i foudn that extremly funny for some reason

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I got my mom a James Taylor box set.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

and the new family guy season.

 

[Parkboy]

Get them like one of those baskets of lotion and shampoo and shit. Women never have enough of that

 

[EC-Tom]

if you live with your parents, and have siblings, pool money together to send them away on a weekend trip or something. My brother and I are doing that, which in the end is going to free up my house for two nights. can you say...parties?

 

[frogger69]

avon is the key

 

[ass_man]

no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat

 

[ass_man]

no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat

 

[ass_man]

no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat

 

[spyder1]

i would say something at body shop. I know my mom loves something from that place get like a candle or a bubble bath. they also have good gifts for under 20 there all wrapped up and ready to go. I get her one of those every year

 

[sneather]

ya thats what im doing

 

[hucksterjibber15]

i already got yer mom, pregnant that is, now call me daddy!!

 

[powder_2_the_people]

haha i cant beleive that came that far down the post

 

[clova]

for my parents i think im gonna write them each a letter

here is why

for the past two years i have stolen a lot of money from them, got busted by them doin drugs, and im home like an hour a day

by the way im 15

so im writing a letter sayin im sorry