Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

Parents went out of town, told them i was at a friends, went back to my house, stole my dads car, drove it all night, went 95 about everywhere, let my 2 friends drive it, one of them almost hit a mailbox, we were 14
 
dont ask me why, but when i read the title i thought it said " what is the biggest dump you have ever done in ur life".
 
jumped over a sprinkler, broke my arm in 6 places, didnt know fer a year, started ski racing(i dont do it anymore) and went to the docter and found out i had 3 cists 4 broken bones in my wrist and all my tendons and shit was disconected and had surgery now i have fatty scars on my wrist and i fucked it up again, so yup im anti sprinkler
 
this happened last night, i fell asleep at this girls house, wake up in the morning and go downstairs, and her dad is in the kitchen right by the stairs and he says, "good morning, omlette?"

most awkward moment i have ever experienced. not really stupid, but i thought i'd share
 
When I was younger I ate a whole box of vitamins and had to get rushed to the hospital.

Starting to play dumb games like runescape and counterstrike.

Then the last dumby thing I did was I had poison ivy on my hand but I went a whole week without wacking off, so i did it anyways. I ended up getting severe poison ivy on the shaft. Worst pain i've ever had in my life. Had to get a prescription to get rid of it and it took another 7 days. So i didn't have a good wacking for almost two weeks. pretty fucking dumb.
 
hey my friend did that to my brother and amazingly for some reason i brought my camera out and somehow got this outa no where.

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I did something very similar. Went to a club (it was minors night)and was introduced to this chick, couldnt really see her, cause it was dark, ended up grinding with her and making out and shit, we agree to meet up later in the week. When I got to where I was supposed to meet her, I noticed this really ugly chick, realized it was her, and got the fuck out.

However, dumbest thing I've ever done is tell an old girlfriend that I wouldnt mind getting married to her. Bitch won't leave me alone now.
 
On my cousins wedding day I shot her in the back of the head with a paintball gun and shot her everywhere on her like $4,000 dress. She hated me for life after that. I couldn't go to the reception and her groom kicked my ass and bitched me out for about 5 hours straight!!
 
got wasted and ate dog food-the same night i also stuck a lit cig to my mouth...backwards.

tore up my coaches yard with my friends brand new car.

dated a shit head for 2 years

drove completed inebriated and got pulled over by a sheriff. luckily i babysat for him so he drove me back home.

went to softball practice tripping balls.

 
i broke my collarbone 4 weeks ago and it was pretty much heald, so i decided it was cool to tramp a little, so then i rebroke it and fucked my neck up in pain for the last 3 days ya that was a good idea
 
i played tag with rocks wen i was little...yeah i got hit just below my eye on like the little bone there, ended up with some vision shit for like a year

hmm what else, threw coke cans into the middle of a busy street at night n got caught by police, stood too close to some1 wen they had my hockey stick, i got hit just above my other eye

my dad on the other hand...holy shit here we go: stuck a garden fork in his toe, cut his wrist with a chainsaw, hacksawed the end of his thumb off, got shot across the room from some electric thing, walked, and yes i said walked thru a plate glass door, didnt think that was possible but apparently it is, he fell onto his dads huge fishtank wen he was little, like the corner of it n split his side open, and numerous other things that i cant think of right now
 
when i was little i tried to headbut someone, but instead i kinda ran into the wall head first with all the force i could muster, put a sizable dent in the wall.
 
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