Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

mariob

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me i once ate seven marbles boy was it a hasle on the pot the next day hurt like hell on fire times ten
 
i took out the motor of a car window and dismantled it to get a piece to manually roll it back up. I later found out that it could have been easily fixed...cost me $600 to get a new motor and all that shit.
 
uhm well.. me, my dad's best friend, and his kids shot at my dad with a potato cannon. well.. we were trying to shoot really close to him. not hit him (thank god we didnt haha) but yea he kinda volunteered... he stood out there in the bay with his helmet on and we shot pretty close to him from a balcony on a beach house. haha...
 
thats not dumb... i eat meat sometimes and i am vegetarian. i just try to make sure that when i do eat meat it is organic and locally grown. humans are designed to eat meat, just not nearly as much as they currently do, so if you keep your own meat consumption low then its ok.
 
I went to spray my buddies with snow but i was on shit ass ar5's without edges so i slammed into them , luckily i didnt hurt anyone i felt really bad.
 
drank a but load whiskey before o.a.r and on the walk from grand central to the garden i tried to play chiken with a cab, luckily my boys stoped me, but yeah, i still think i woulda won.
 
my friend ounce sprayed bear proof peeper spary at my other friend the kid was blind for an hour and was screaming his balls off its all on tape its crazy
 
becoming a member of NS, becuase sometimes i just cant get off the comp, especially when i need to do my Homework.

Even though NS is the greatest site out there
 
went down a long steep bumpy hill on a scooter i found it ended in the break not working and the handle bars coming off and sum cool scars
 
Kicked a glass door because my dad took away Pokemon red version; 20 stitches to the lower leg.
 
when i was like 6 i was a pyro, still am, and i was behind my kitchen counter lighting mathces then dropping them on the ground and putting them out with my foot. i was talking to my uncle and it was on a wood floor....so i almost started my sock onfire and my uncle chewed me out for playing with fire
 
haha that is funny shit,i hope it was back in the day when pokemon was the shit and u were like 9
 
i did that to my uncle once and i snapped his pole in half. but the stupidist thing i ever did was got wasted freshman year during "freshman awareness day" (a day that talks about alcohol and peer pressure and rape to the freshman for a day")
 
Once this my friends little bro was pissin me off so I picked him up and threw him hahahahaa

that was about the dumbest thing ive ever done.

Wow im a rage-aholic.
 
Walked into a girls bathroom. Maybe when we shot bottle rockets at each other...I got hit in the crotch and the small of the back. Fortunatly it just missed the sensitive stuff.
 
haha yea its really not.. the funny thing was that he volunteered haha it was great.. we looked like we were shooting a bazooka or something at him except its a pvc pipe heh it looked pretty funny..i gotta go find the vid of us doing that

and wow.. i a biker? moving target. tricky.
 
stole a girls camera at a dinner dance

exposed myself

put the camera back

pictures got to the girl

sschool found out it was me and some other people because some dumbass took a picture of his face

suspended from school

not horribly bad, but ehhhh
 
Went bombing switch into a big icy table, while they were blowing icy snow in the park at night.

Unanticipated Icy take off + low visability = Overshoot + Under rotation = Broken Leg + Concussion.

Kinda weak compared to some of these, but that accident robbed me of about 7 months of my life.
 
my friends and i used to throw rocks at each other at school and then one of my friends got hit in the back of the head and started bleeding really bad and another kid got hit in the forehead so we all got suspended from school
 
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