Wasp in my head

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Other day I felt a sharp pain in my skull while out side. After going to the doctor it turns out a wasp has burrowed into my head. Im calling him Franky, but in 4 days im going to take him out.

Here is an X-ray of the wasp him self

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Here is where the little shit is placed

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This is what im going to get him out with

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if this is true..that's crazy..did he go through your ear or what?

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Well im not going to use the drill, surgin is. They are going to drill just past the skull to realse the pressure and swelling and take out the wasp. Its not in my brain just between the tissue of the brian and the skull.

The doctor explaned it kinda like a wasp burrowing in the sand, and i guess it has happned a fair amount before, like 200 or so cases in the US.

 
lol your so full of shit, how the fuck would that happen without you noticing it? do you smoke THAT much weed?

 
is it still alive?

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I did notice it, i heard a buzzing sounds and then pain in my ear. i thought it stung me hardcore, and then fell out. it hurt like a btich for a while in my ear then the pain went away. my ear was bleeding but thoght it stung me bad. latter it felt like some one was pushing on my skull and at 3 today went to doc and got some shit tested. they sent me to Strong a hospital in rochester the city near me and told me. i guess its dead, and i go back in on sat so they can take the fucker out.

 
hahahhaaha wow that is crazy dude. sound really painful though. you should save the wasp and have it put into a glass sphere or some shit like that

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i think he should get it put in a glass shpere lik the chick said. then put on the end of a gnarly wood cane so he can be like the guy from jurrasic park.

 
...or put it in a jar and randomly whip it out in public like Tom Green does with his testicle.

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thats what im thinkin

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ahahaha that shits great

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hahahaha

whats up now bitch

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bahahahahaha, how likely are you to get a wasp in your skull?? This is hilarious shit!

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^how on earth is he going to sell his skull??

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I'm calling BULLSHIT

your eardrum, cordillia, and various passages of twists and turns would make it impossible for anything bigger than a molecule to actually get inside your brain

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dude that shit happens, you think he would make all that shit up just for attention?. I'm calling douche bag.... on you.

 
^ Yep, nor could it escape the passage, and just enter your skull somehow. Horse shit picture too, it wouldn't be all flailed out like it was on a tv screen. It would be all shriveled up and in a tiny ball. You wouldn't even be able to tell what it was. Photoshop, but good try, a lot of people believe you

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^good call, fuckin ppl actualy thought that shit was true, that makes it even more funny bahahaha

whats up now bitch

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Also the date in the bottom right, says something like 7-31-01. Prolly not even your head.

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
So did you, don't lie. Nervous laughter means you didn't know so u were just gonna play it off.

Hhahha jk man, but yeah some people are pretty gullable. I mean look how the wasp is standing

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
lets just go on record to state that I was right and volklrider was not

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you would not be able to see a wasp in an x-ray...it would just blend in to your brain

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Well no shit the X-ray isnt real, you think they gave them to me? I took it off google and put it in photoshop. As for the ear thing, it was a smaller wasp , not a big ass one. And it didnt just walk on up in there, it bit past some tissue, hence why it was hurting for a while and the bleeding. And it probly is all curled up. Shit like this happen alot with animals, insects in in the ear and end up camping in there skulls. My nabiors dog had magots go in his ear and reproduce, he lived for a while after and then died.

 
Hahaha...wasp in my head. If it was that easy for a wasp to get in your skull then everytime you went swimming your brain would get soaked.

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aaah you are all bunk.

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huh? you're calling who a dumbass because you don't have the brain power to spot the wasp that's happily sitting in the top left corner of the picture?

yea I don't understand what the hell went through your mind there.

By the way, it's pretty obviously a photoshop.

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it is fuckin reall....those pics are fake like he said. he used those pics to give you an example of what happened. the doctors havent given him X rays yet. hes going into surgery on saturday

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he said the pics werent real and everyone thought he meant the whole thing was fake, but he actually does have a wasp in his head

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