Warren Miller Has Ruined Skiing

Assumptions for the lose. Someone has an industry account or is a mod; it doesn't make any of their posts more relevant simply because.
 
Has anyone in this thread actually realized that this is a complete joke? i though it was hilarious, although an extremely large amount of time for one joke of a thread that kids on here cant understand ahhaha
 
sigged. hahahahaha, OP i thought your post was hilarious, if this were a test of NS' common sense, you are correct, a burning scarlet F
 
Damm it he uncovered the truth about the great skiing conspiracy! Warren miller, doug bishop, tanner hall and tom wallisch are plotti g together to destroy skiing as it is and aquire what every skier wants: bunny rabits!-
 
Yes...forget The Illuminati, forget the BilderBerg Group.

The vassals of lord Miller have pawed the way for a New Skiing World Order - one that requires strenuous training and athletic qualities just to be admitted to the bunny hill, hence the blood-thirsty albino bunny rabbits awaiting at the landing of eahc kicker.

Fall once, and it's game over for good. This will become the ultimate extreme sports world, this will become...

OUR FINAL CHALLENGE.
 
It was realy quite clear in teddy bear crisis during the mascot intro. All of those mascots and that one. Emblematic bunny. They make me sick!
 
I'm not sure if you have noticed or not, but during Brandon Becker's intro, with the buildings boucning around, you can SEE Warren Miller in one of the high-rises' windows.

If you pause at exactly 6:23 and play the DVD at 1/32 speed, you can hear the ever-growing chanting:

"....double cork....this year......triple cork.....next year.."
 
Okay, last time I'm gonna say this :)

This is not a 'troll'. There is no 'trolling' going on here.

It's a satirical causerie.

But hey, keep it comin' guys!
 
No i think that they are referring to the plotmasters as trolls to show their satanical nature. Do your research guys, the facts are all there. If you look closely at tanner halls skis, the lion is a cute little bunny with a lion wig. The group members meet at a secret bunny hill every easter to enjoy their triple cork obtained bunnys and discuss next years bunny aquisition.
 
idk about warren miller but i gotta agree with you on how skiing is somewhat ruined. i hate all the ugly doubles and now triples. i love just seein smooth stuff
 
That's why, when I am enjoying NS, I wear Depends adult diapers:

24npwle.jpg

 
warren miller is like 82. he is not progressing skiing, its not like he's trying to take it up a notch and doing quadruple cork 1800s
 
Jesus Christ, man... You already fried your puny brain in the other thread, how can you even type anymore?

I'm gonna report to NASA that an unknown, brainless lifeform was actually found on a skiing website, go figure.
 
<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM9uMJWtNww?fs=1&hl=fi_FI"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM9uMJWtNww?fs=1&hl=fi_FI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>
 
OP had a point, but at the same time he didn't. I mean I could see how that might make sense while sitting i your room late at night with nothing to do...but I'm pretty sure Warren Miller didn't ruin the sport, let alone in that manner. Plus what's so wrong with triples and doubles? Sure they might not look as good as stylish single inversion tricks, but they clearly take more skill. As far as I'm concerned, contests are about showing who is the best, which basically equates to who can spin and flip the most. Don't get me wrong though, if triples and doubles are all I start seeing in movies, I'll get pissed. Just my opinion.
 
glad to see this thread back on the number one page. idk how i feel about dubs, but i really like the logic behind your argument. fun read!

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top