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Lanemeyers
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mice?
lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
EastCoastPride
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i wore my boots around the house yesterday and was doing stationary liu kangs in the driveway and my neighbors looked at me like why the fuck is he wearing his skis and goggles, it is 80 degrees, and i laughed and smiled politely and came inside and cried in my room because it wasn't snowing...
You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
schlonginator
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Just wear them - give in!!!!! Insanity is just a stage everyone goes through, kinda like puberty
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
EastCoastPride
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only insanity is waaay more fun.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
SwitchMisty540
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the best is when i go out into my yard to practice misty's and shit and my old fagot neighbors walk by with their stupid as dog and i chase after them with a ski pole telling them to stop letting the little fucker piss on my lawn. i think they are intimidated by the size of the pole. i can see them picturing in their minds the pole shoved up their asses and they seem to like it.
EastCoastPride
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yes, old people don't get much after 50...
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
yeah, insanity rocks!!! my concepts are sitting next to my bed taunting me. and right next to them is my seasons pass. and all the ski pics on teh wall don't really help either, or the 24 ski mags I've got laying on my floor.
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
-cat
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
-cat