WARNING, you may be gothic...

I just wanted everyone to know of my gothness, so here are all the ones i fit:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (punk is gonna count for right now)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the

Bible,

prayer, church or sports.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an

adult. (god that one cracked me up)

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are

but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.(how about just eats a really unhealthy diet?)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask

your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (actually, i partially agree with this one- not that its goth, but that a lot of cable is corrupted)

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (the second part of this one)

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the

computer.

-Claims to be a goth. (this one doesnt actually apply to me, i just think its really funny)

so theres the list, when do i get smited?

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless communists.'

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
 
15. im all over the goth steeze now...

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
damn, 17... looks like i'm goth 'cause i eat count chocula.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Uses drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Requests time alone and quietness.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the

computer.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

 
you dont have thier email do you? this kind of thing pisses me off. these people who think they know god are the farthest away form him. i hate organised religion with a passion. that is the most proposterous list i have ever seen. no offense, but i really think catholics CAN be really, really fucked up.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 
HAHAHAHAHA

'Requests time alone and quietness.(This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)'

Well you heard it, if you like peace and quiet then you must be trying to comminicate with evil spirits.

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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think. -Ice-Is-Scary

 
the only one I got was the shows interest in drinking blood. is that bad?

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
i fit 21 of those and im not goth. im wearing all black now thought, even thought its my payne stewart golf shirt but black

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
I hate goths, but I also hate religious fundamentalists... help, I feel so torn.

-TAK, PPPhd

''Fuck gorilla; it's all about the penguin steeze.''

-Sdot, in reference to Tanner Hall's rather questionable atire and mental state
 
I find it very weird that ive never seen a religous channel on NETWORK TELEVISON!

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
well, as of right now i'm dressed up like a dinosaur listening to ska. the only black clothing i own is part of my jazz band uniform, or ski t-shirts. the majority of people i've met with piercings look silly and like trend whores. i eat pretty healthy and am overly enthousiastic about practically everything. fuck, i wish i was gothic! damn.

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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
 
'Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. '

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

 
hahahahahahaha that's all i have to say.

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
seen that before but its really funny

The quick and easy guide to stopping a big woopsie with the big atl ski.

'You have the right to remain silent, everything you do or say will be held against you in getting you OWNED!'
 
haha oh god... i remember this

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
Holy fuck, this must be a joke. Is that some sort of church in some lost town? That's way too paranoid. The Church doesn't know what to do to preserve christians. (or whatever they are)

It's sick. That's restraining freedom!Anyone can be whatever the fuck they want to be. And the Church should shut the fuck up. Wow, I'm just amazed, i still can't believe it. If I lived in there I'd burn the Church. Or at least start a difamation campaign.

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Sick and Tired.
 
lol 18 out of 28... but im just an amoral person

Originally posted by EasySteezy

'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
 
so what IS a goth anyways ?

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
wow that was the dumbest thing I ever heard. I got like 10 or 11 so I guess Im evil now. funny thing is that Im a Christain and beleive in God....but that list was the stupidest most rediculous thing I have ever seen. it basically says if u want to spend quiet time alone(wich I do)...its so u can pray to the devil...LOL, so damn stupid

yay skiing

 
-Expresses an interest in sex.

Well let's see how long these fuckers last without sex. It'll be the Shakers all over again.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
WOO HOO! i and everybody i know is a Goth. and Scientology... WTF? study of science a dangerous religion?? a religion at all?? interesting...

 
that was the most pathetic thing ive ever seen in my life. according to that list, id say about 4 out of every 5 is a goth.

Eats COUNT DRACULA cereal? come on now.

and BUDDHIST's are gothic? wtf???!!!

i am driskey

liberals win when people think!
 
scientology is a religion... for the guy up there who asked...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
yea i found that ammusing how buddhism is considered gothic

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
'-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. '-the best by far

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-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society

'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard

Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
 
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