WARNING, you may be gothic...

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-expresses interest in sex.

DAMNIT!, i gues im a goth. who knew?

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

FREEMASON FREERIDE

-skiers against annoying faggots-
 
after reading this i dont regret dropping out of my CCD confirmation class at all.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
im all over 22 of those. lmao, sorry but according to that, were all goth cause were on the internet. i play video games (smash brothers), im in my room a lot, my sleeping and eating habits are fucked up cause of some ACNE meds im on, so im gothic. i love this world.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
im so glad im jewish

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

FREEMASON FREERIDE

-skiers against annoying faggots-
 
wow i got 31 and i think 'goths' are the scum of the planet

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
it was typed up from a newsletter by a guy i know, so that probably explains the speling mistakes.

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SkiboardMagazine.com
 
wow ok ive got like 23 there thats kinda scary

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask

your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

hahahahahahah.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
where did you get that list from? just send em an email that says: 'god called, he said to kill yourself' no more no less, religious extremism art curbed.

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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
 
Like I said earlier, that is a super extreme view of Christianity, I myself am a Christian and that list is completely ridiculous, so don't take it so seriously guys.

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte'?- Mr. Mugatu
 
I got 22... fun shyt... I'm so gothic... but according to that, most of my friends are and they're all good little christians... I'm just agnostic

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
'-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:

reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other

Satanic

worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.'

This is me! whoa hmmm not sure if im EVEN close to goth lol buyt ya never knbow! hey just becayse some people dont believe in the lord dont go saying other religions are wrong...hmmm maybe some are but they are just mainly wat peoples views are! :) soo...im wiccan... my views of 'the lord' are different i see the god (day) goddess (night) ...... hahahah in this thread i should be a gothic person ! muahahha

 
thats just stupid... ur goth if u drink or do drugs? wouldnt like 80% of the population be goth then for drinking and smoking? even tobacco is a drug so anyone that smokes is goth. its jsut stupid to actually think someone has those morals

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
still how is it considered an element of goth?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
looking down at the ground while you dance, and every couple minutes taking a drag of your clove, that's goth (according to south park at least)

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
my girl used to be hardcore goth, then when i met her she was still a little, now ive sorta turned her prep like me

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
ahh fucking the devil out of society one girl at a time.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Im guessing everyone in the world is goth

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Where I live there is pretty much no goths, when I went to Edmonton a month ago there were fucking tons of goths man.

Can someone please explain to me how you turn into a goth person cause I have no fucking clue.

Motherfuckers...
 
wtf why is everyone bashing organzied religion, i consider myself fairly religious(i pray, go to church everyweek and try to live the best life i can) and i think alot of that was bullshit, but you just cant think all christians are like that bc were not. YOu can still be christian and do alot of the stuff on that list. Dont listen to extremists like the ppl that wrote that list bc all religion is good, when its not taken to the extreme

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
Ok, nobody needs to get defensive. It's pretty obvious that the vast, VAST majority of religious people and devout christians would consider that list entirely bunk. It's a joke. No one expects anyone to meet such criteria. So calm down... this wasn't an attack on religion, only a fucking funny thread.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i though the list was still funny, but it was unfair for everyone to bash religion when in moderation religion is a very good thing

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
yeah i think at least 5 of those apply to just about everyone to some extent

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
^^ i double agree

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S3p Represent

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com

five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
i guess im a goth, but am as far from it as possible...hmmm. Oh, an Philosophy isnt a religion.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

By the way I got 22.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.

It's all about the coke! -My woodwork teacher fully aware of what he just said.

ARMADA
 
SINCE WHEN DOES MY EMONESS MAKE ME GOTH

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
I think my shit is goth... it wears black

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
masturbating is a way of releasing the god in you, and makes more room for the devil

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
'Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires

believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and

should be stopped immediately.)'

^thats me

I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
 
'Yeah, good to know, cause we thought our son drinking the blood of other human beings was just a phase, but if you say it's dangerous behaviour for him to be going after people intent on devouring their essence... who am I to argue?'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
kinda funny actually-right now im wearing all black and a misfits shirt (with the big misfits skull all across the front)

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fear makes it fun

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

 
Im wearing a black brand new(band) shirt, and black pants and a studded belt

I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
 
boo emo

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
that was the dumbest thing i have ever read

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

So, if I sleep, am I goth?

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
i think that it is more goth to die every night, and then be ressurected in the morning.

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
This needs to be brought back.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
Uh oh, someone revived this ol' thread.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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