To Whom It May Concern,Thank you for applying to the editorial internship at Powder magazine. I regret to inform you that your application was not accepted as it did not fit our needs. However, we have put in on file. Now if you'll excuse me, my ears are ringing which means there's someone skiing down a staircase in Egypt.
Sincerely,Mike Rogge
P.S. Another round of interns will be hired next summer. And the summer after that one and the summer after that one and... you get the idea. I apologize for not responding in a timely manner but in my defense, if I did send a rejection letter to every application, I wouldn't have time to write about grass skiing or do anything for that matter. If it's any consolation, I was rejected from quite a few internships before landing a great one at a local newspaper. If you're interested in writing for Powder, send me something. We publish quite a few pieces from writers outside of the Powder masthead. In fact, the 'Revelations' piece in the current issue was sent to DT in an envelope.
And one more thing, see you at IF3. If I didn't send you a response back, come say hello, introduce yourself, and tell me how shitty of a person I am. It'll be funny.
Cheers.