Want to be really, really, really, really fat and still ski? Buy these bindings.

Duct tape cuts way too easy, and fat people are alergic to glue.

Marker 12-24s are the only choice for fat people in skiing.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, how old are those? do you realy expect somebody to buy them? you will be paying more in shipping hahahah
 
I put in a bid and pulled out the doritos, I'll be repping the fatasstyle soon enough! Jelly roll steeze is the next big thing, you don't even know.

... Seriously, it won't take many chips.
 
Using them for hiking everest would require you to be a 400 pound, 7 foot 2 swedish man. They are also some of the heaviest bindings ever made.

But yes, i shall win these.
 
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