Want a quick chuckle?

"The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS."

hahah lost.
 
Some of those reviews are hilarious.

"...Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.

Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that."
 
haha why did you stop

"However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should

point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of

organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a

cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours

staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton

hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only

because I wanted children."

 
haha these are gold

Have decided to do a written review as opposed to the video version.

Stephen and The Twins have suffered for many years from subtropical conditions, and naturally this discomfort has driven me to distraction. Formerly, I would have to make do with regular blasts of an air compressor, but such equipment has been troublesome to keep with me. Having been refused admission on a Ryanair flight to Bruges, I decided my bat's ears required drastic chemicular action.

Step forward Veet! While the application proved to be mildly uncomfortable, I was discharged from hospital within four days and am now blessed with smooth and silky nether regions. True, my rear loader looks like something found in the Co-op's vegetable counter, and my clockweights are favourites to win the Turner Prize, but one gives with one hand, and takes with the other.

Rumours that Veet are in league with Basque separatist groups are unfounded. I am delighted with this product, and would recommend to all consumers.

Bill Clinton
 
Someone really spent some time on this one

"Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters

Do get the occasional trim.

New bird on the stage, nearly half my age

My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look

I thought I knew how to use Veet

Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower

Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap

Pushing the limits i'm sure

I wanted to groom in the valley of doom

Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm

Leaving me all of a fluster

You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak

With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket

It does add an inch or two

A full week past, how long will it last?

Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,

Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,

My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes

So i'm happy to award it 5 stars"
 
These are good too

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

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Based on the range of informative reviews, I bought a tube for my allotment. Diluted 1:1000 it cleared the weeds overnight, but unfortunately made the modest 1/3rd acre plot look like it had been napalmed. I should be able to plant rape seed to regenerate in 2015.

this was the most recent comment

what
 
thread is gold.

This review for what you posted is awesome:

"I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt."
 
Dude i once tried this... put hair removal on my balls and shaft, and i know the pain those guys are feeling it is like nothing you can possibly imagine. Chemikals on your balls is the most painful thing it just fucking burns the skin off, brutal
 
Anyone else read the one about the dude with the three sums? Entire time I am waiting for him to talk about his the product... he does eventually hahaha
 
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