"Wanna Race?" Funniest fuckin thing ever

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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I laughed so hard to day. My friend came up to Terrace from down south and we were in his ricer going down a street when we see this really old lady walking super slow down the street. So he pulls up beside her and asks her, 'Hey, wanna race?'. She stood there for a couple seconds with a smile just staring at him and then we drove away, fuck, I know it doesn't sound that funny but the look on his face made me laugh my ass off... later on he got a $350 speeding ticket but, yeah, that was just retarded.

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lol...my friend and i do similar things..once we were all in my friend's 2-door stick Yukon and we were in the lane going straight through and this couple was in the car beside us and i yelled 'wanna race? punks!' and we pulled out so slowly and we were all cheering ..cause..you know..we were winning....

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and this one time my mommy didnt put starch in my little tighty whites so i went out on town and caused a rucus.

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yeah, you can do some fun stuff in cars, like me and my friends we yell to ppl and say like 'hey you' then when they look we go 'No, not you, i dont even know you' hah, great times

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or the old honk the horn and then when people look, you wave the other way... hahaha, that one always gets me goin'

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i do crazy firedrills when you cross the street, come back (avoiding cars) and run as fast as you can to the driver seat and whoever gets it gets to drive (i always go for shotgun, its just as good)

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playin chinese fire drills is fine, but its better when you have two cars that hold a total of 10 ppl, and bring 11 ppl along. that way you could be left at an intersection, and look like a complete dumbass..its funnier that way

Joel
 
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