wanna pluck my twanger?

haha ur the only one who responded to ur thread....

not funny nvm i'll go away

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
i'll pluck that twanger........ if it's a real banger!

aaah, what fhe fuck. I GIVE UP!

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
ummm...yes...?

(zach)

HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car

MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch

HOMER - and it sucked.
 
pluck your magic twanger froggy? i think my dad used to watch that... or something... he always used to say that...after some joke or something.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
That was fuckin hilarious. Here is the transcript. Read it!

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember

the splendid children's TV programme 'Rainbow', this may be a little

lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!

Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original

Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by

accident. Innuendo all the way....

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: 'One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... '

George: 'Zippy, where is Bungle?'

Zippy: 'I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up'

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: 'Geoffrey, I can't get it in'

Geoffrey: 'You managed it last night'

Bungle: 'I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in'

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: 'Would you stick this on the shelf, George'

George: 'I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) ' Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing'

Bungle: 'Playing with each other, Geoffrey?'

Geoffrey: 'Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?'

George: 'Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?'

Bungle: 'Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.'

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: 'Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.'

Bungle: 'It's my plucking instrument.'

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: 'I can, I'm the best plucker here.'

George: 'And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?'

Zippy: 'Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft.'

Geoffrey: 'Let's get back to Bungle's twanger.'

Bungle (excited): 'Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?'

George: 'Let's sing that plucking song.'

Bungle: 'Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas.'

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: 'We could hear you all banging away.'

Roger: 'Banging can be fun.'

Jane: 'Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger.'

Roger (looking sad): 'Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.'

Geoffrey: 'Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out.'

Rod (to Jane): 'Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?'

Jane: 'Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?'

Zippy: 'No, let's just pluck away with our twangers.'

Bungle: 'Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is.'

Zippy: 'I've got a big red one.'

George: 'I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it.'

Geoffrey (to viewers): 'Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song.'

Everyone in studio: 'Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today.'

'Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day.'

Geoffrey (to viewers): ' It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls.' 'See you soon. Bye.'

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
BAAAHHAHWHWAHWHAWHASDHFHAHAHAAHHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAH VBBHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHWHAWHAHSHAWHHAHAHH HABHAWHHAWHASHWHH!!!!!!!!!1111111

oh my god!!!!! it's 1:30 in the morning, so i'm trying to be quiet........ and i just blew this massive snotrocket on my keyboard trying not to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahha, oh my god!!!!!!11

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
haha, my dad always talks about this show. he says 'it was the most fucked up kids show on earth. i would be sitting in front of the TV and laughing, but i think if my parents ever sat through an entire episode they would've told me to never watch it again...'

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off the spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
 
no, they provide a transcript of the episode on that page. I just copy and pasted it.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT MADE MY DAY!!!! 'one skin.. two skin.. three skin.. four'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
Part of the transcript is wrong actually, but it's still funny as hell. I laughed my ass of the first time I watched it.

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Proud member of the d-loc fanclub

 
how long was this tv on air? its hilarious lets bring it back

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA I FELLL ON THE FUCING FLOOR LAUGHING

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
i love this! so fucking funny.

'George: 'I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it.' '

^hahahah Thats sounds like something my ex b/f would say

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
ive seen this somewhere. i think ebaumsworld. its funny as fuck.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
hooooooooly shit, did any of you actually watch it?!?!!??!?! the people are sooooo close to cracking up when they're saying all this stuff!!!!1

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
this was AWESOME!!! I wanna see stuff like this on TV now! I bet they'd censor it tho

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
'I've got a big red one!' blAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!. . . (deep breath). . .BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 
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