wanna be kristi

missy

missy

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guys i wanna be kristi leskinen im gonna need your help to make this dream come true. she is a wicked skier and i've heard shes a super nice person.... let's keep this dream alive

 
Step One: Don't try to imitate another person. You're just a tool to society if you do that. Looking up and getting influence is one thing, but modelling ones life is just a little freaky and messed.

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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
You're so right Steve. You're my hero. I want to be just like you!

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Always be a first rate version of yourself rather than a second rate version of someone else. Make yourself famous in your own rite rather than being called a clone of someone else.

..:Make the world your priority:..
 
werd ya'll, Or just try and be like me, everyone knows that I'm the most phatt shibby pimpin skier freak out there so yeah, ya'll might as well not bother. Kristi got nothing on me, ain't that right Jay?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
I can't really answer that Tim, I don't really recall sleeping with Kristi. I must have been really drunk.

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ah life jacket, thats the best song ever... if great minds think alike, that is.

anyways... traveling back many months to kami kaze's prophecy on how as long as you are chill wiht yourself, then thats all that matters... make sure that you know who you are and what you stand for before trying to be anything that you know could very well smack you in the face. im not doubting you in any way, just be prepared, and stand the fuck up for yourself!!

~*How much blood can fall to the soil, before one can feel?*~
 
i wanna be IN Kristi - but more so Sarah. Try to be like sarah not kristi. Shes like the evil one and Sarah is like the hot innocent angel

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'Just Jib It'
 
No, no one wnats to be you. Primarily because you're not cool. Why the fuck try to be something you can't be. Why don't you focus on somthing you can be

 
i want to be just like jen crichton. does anyone know her? do you know how i could get her phone number?

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Oh my goodness. I want to be just like Jen Crichton as well! We should start a fan club together.

Although I heard that you need to be at least 35, fat and have a wife and 2 illegitimate children to get her phone number.

'drop cliffs, not bombs' - Seth Morrison
 
so in other words you want to be a man?

i'm tellin ya, kristi wants to be a man. look at her in freeskier. and this winter i saw her up on the lake wakeboarding, and i thought she was a guy until we stopped to talk to her. i was like 'holy shit is it just me or does kristi look like a man?' and everybody agreed

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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Why not, older people ar there to look up to, thats whats we do try be like them, iits natural, whering baggy pants is being like Jon Olsson and them, its all one big trend!

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
and thats nothing like wanting to suck a punk bands collective dicks

Hey, crighton? is that like DAVE Crighton? tee hee

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yeah i wanna be like denise. A SKANKY HO WITH NO MORALS! ;)

*brooke*

'and i wont waste my time fitting in cause i dont think contrast is a sin.'- millencolin

 
actually kristi's mom is kinda a bitch

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Ok lets take this in steps...

1. Why would you wanna be someone else? be yourself... thats all you gotta do.

2. Just get good at skiing, kristi might have gotton places on her looks as 'some' people thing, but id have to say it was more skiing. And trust me its never too late to get better, like 3-4 years ago, kristi was barely hucking helis, now she could school me in every way.

3. Uhh I don't know if I have apoint here, just remember up above, you don't have to be someone special just have fun.

PEace

 
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Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
yeah kristy sucks, dont be her, follow in denises footsteps she's the good kind of skank, the one who knows what shes doing. she goes to please herself and to have her fun. not like other girls who play with their kill and make them believe things untrue, those skanks should die.*cough* :D welcome the force young jedi. BE DENISE! she'll show you the way to the good 'lightsabers'.

i dont know so much
 
why would you want to be like anyone when you can be like me! You can be the next mauii! You've heard of me right? ... yeah? no? ..okay..ill go now..

-Mike
 
i still wanna be like kristi. but also a little like denise jaworsky now too :) i guess you could say she's a mentor.

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
im gonna turn gay so that i can become part of a minority and have a better chance of getting sponsored

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

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well this is the deal missy, what you could do, is wear tight ass jeans and model for a poster for nordica (become a sex symbol as it may) and have a pic of you bustin a little saftey in the background or something and maybe that will get you in (hope you look good in tight jeans)

It is better to die on your feet...than to live on your knees.
 
hahahahahaha kristi's my roomate...maybe you should try and be who YOU are?

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Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife. And did you know that they can kill you once but they cant kill you twice. Did you know destruction of the flesh is not the ending of life, fear not of the anti christ. Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know my eyes are windows to the world...Your body is just a vehicle transporting the soul, it whats inside the vehicle is beauty to behold...It was written up in the book of life.

 
kristy switched to rossi. i saw her this weekend cause she was in town to visit her parents for christmas and shit. i posted that in here cause it's not worthy of it's own thread

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
ooooooooooohh that 'therealgomer' dude or something, is going to get the bash!

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
whoa reedy, kristis ur roomate, if ur not bullshittin i think u should hit that, no i dont really think that, but seriously u should

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Kristi on Rossi?

No girl in their right mind would ski on the Scratch with that top sheet !!

Made in Tasmania.

** I personally believe skiing is gaining soul. It's great to see racers ripping the pipe and boarders crossing over to skiing. If anything is taking away from the soul of skiing, it's the skiers who are in it for the wrong reasons, and the ones who are in chat rooms bagging on other people's style when they should be skiing **

- Pete O'Brien, AXIS
 
hell yes

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yeah is it just her or a buncha other people too, because her boyfriend would be kinda weirded out if she was just staying with you, but yeah id go for her

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actually tazmania, kristi would ride the scratch. i'm tellin ya, i saw her this weekend on the scratch, and i asked her sister and she told me that she switched over

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
ARRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
it woudlnt surprise me to see her on armada, since her bf is riding and is shareolder of Armada..

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WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM
 
There is nothing wrong with girls on scratches. I just put stickers over the girly part. It's just a topsheet. so what. well, no. you're right. only if it matches her outfit.

 
Ah miss Missy, we've seen the photo of you

just bust a few 7's and you'll be there (wink wink nudge nudge)

regards

Bawb and Bawbs mates in agreement

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
If she wants to be Kristi, we're going to need to see Photo eveidence to decide. PICTURES!!!

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