Walking how I ski

[Matthewbyrne1]

It’s been pointed out to me by countless people over the years that I walk weird, and I attribute that to skiing. Growing up skiing I always subconsciously felt I had to hold my hands straight down beside me, mainly just because I hated people who skied with flailing arms. Other people and myself have noticed that when I walk my knees are overly bent (stance similar to skiing) and my arms are glued to my sides. Does anyone else experience this or am I just weird.

 

[tutipups]

i also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel

 

[Matthewbyrne1]

i also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel

Hahah yup, fucks with my skateboarding too, I can’t make myself land with my legs apart on the board since I’m so accustomed to landing with my feet glued.

 

[switchlip2]

I can better at skiing than walking

 

[Christian_Bale]

My knees don't bend like that so I can't relate unfortunately

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Did you go to a bootfitter?

 

[Ball_Sacker]

ya,

then i get asked why i jump and spin on every curb?

 

[twinkle_toes]

No I don’t bend my knees when I walk

 

[tutipups]

ya,

then i get asked why i jump and spin on every curb?

ngl that shit is so fun but i hate how people look weirdly at me when i do it

 

[Matthewbyrne1]

Did you go to a bootfitter?

Yes 7 to be exact. Went to surefoot again today for probably the 20th time this month, still no luck, I will persist tho.

 

[ski_salmon69]

i afterbang every time i stop when walking

 

[dshiland]

We were taking grad photos for my sister and I climbed on a hand rail to see how itd feel to slide... everyone just looked at me, we are all guilty sometimes

 

[Mr.Whatsittoya]

Can't relate, but I do have double jointed legs

 

[jompcock]

Shoe skiing is a lost art. I love climbing up steep rocks and shoe skiing down. Closest I've been to death was hiking down a mountain and running into a nice gravel covered dirt patch, perfect for ripping some shoe skiing turns except it was a sharp ass left turn and like a 400 foot drop on the other side. Had to bust some impromptu break dance moves to wiggle myself out of that pickle. Hands all bloody and shit.

 

[tutipups]

i afterbang every time i stop when walking

now i literally go sideways when i stop walking

 

[tutipups]

Shoe skiing is a lost art. I love climbing up steep rocks and shoe skiing down. Closest I've been to death was hiking down a mountain and running into a nice gravel covered dirt patch, perfect for ripping some shoe skiing turns except it was a sharp ass left turn and like a 400 foot drop on the other side. Had to bust some impromptu break dance moves to wiggle myself out of that pickle. Hands all bloody and shit.

i still gravel ski

 

[armchair_skier]

When I walk I have to stop and look at handrails

 

[unijibs]

when im in public, i always eye down some sexy urban spots

 

[galardogod]

I job curbs when I walk and do 3s over small stair sets

 

[ski_salmon69]

When I walk I have to stop and look at handrails

 

[yungona]

Send a video of you walking

 

[tutipups]

I job curbs when I walk and do 3s over small stair sets

job??

 

[maddecipher]

how's yp' gangsta' walk dese dayz?

 

[TediMind]

i also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel

Guilty. My ex thought I was always standing like I was ready to be attacked or something. Then she saw me skiing and put it together. Probably the tenth person over the years to notice

 

[tutipups]

Guilty. My ex thought I was always standing like I was ready to be attacked or something. Then she saw me skiing and put it together. Probably the tenth person over the years to notice

most people don't know that i ski which is weird since im always wearing my armada hoodie. Anyways ive also just realized its why i think we park rats are smaller its actually just because we bend our knees so much

 

[dognuts]

i butter when i walk

 

[jompcock]

i still gravel ski

Also love me a big wet or icy patch on asphalt. Get a running start and let er rip. I would cut through a field on my walk to school and in the winter there was a spot with like 80 feet of ice. Felt so good to rip across.

 

[UBlome]

lmao this thread makes me laugh cuz the homies say I always after bang when i jump on my dildo

 

[tutipups]

lmao this thread makes me laugh cuz the homies say I always after bang when i jump on my dildo

oh boy your unbanned

 

[galardogod]

job??

Jib

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

I walk with a bounce like a fuckin poptropica character cuz of walking in ski boots

 

[BigmoneyMatt]

Monoskiing has really been a detriment in my life, I can't even walk, my feet just stay plastered together cause that's what I'm used to. It's gotten to the point where I have to take government checks 90% of which go towards ski passes and lodge food. Its getting really bad and this is a cry for help, if someone wants to Venmo me like maybe 10 bucks man I just wanna buy a pack of cigs to make my miserable life end faster.

 

[nmwninjart]

You know when you're standing around in your ski boots with skis on you have that bent knee stance resting your shins on the front of your boots?

I caught myself standing like that at work today.

 

[WunhungL0]

If my shoes aren't set at 18 din then I'll almost always double eject

 

[edai]

ive been told my torso stays still and only my hips and legs move when i walk and i was pretty stoked. fucking great form i guess

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Y'all walk like you ski? I walk like I ride the chairlift



**This post was edited on May 13th 2022 at 9:26:30am

 

[GrandThings]

Yooo hahah I thought I was the only one.

Not so much when I'm walking, but if I'm standing still (like waiting in line or something) I have to keep my feet together because I feel weird having my legs apart. Tbh it was sorta conscious at first, but now it's just like my normal position

 

[b0ss]