Wal-Mart

skeedle

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Today my friends and I were heading back up from the city and we decided to stop in Squamish at Wal-Mart to find a tall tee.

Instead, we decided to see how long it would take us to get kicked out. It took them over an hour and 4 times to tell us to stop doing shit.

In total we:

Skateboarded all through the back floors

Went bowling with a childs bowling set

Set all the amps and car decks REALLY loud with the most obnoxious radio station

Rode a bike around the store

Played soccer and threw footballs over the aisles at each other

Went camping in the display tent

and

Stole the handicapped shopping cart twice.

It was a wicked fun time, and I would highly suggest all you try it.
 
fact, walmart has a giant assortment of plain colored t-shirts that if you buy in xxxL fit as tall t's. Well for me at least. I am 5'9'' 175
 
party poooper. but yeah, working at a store i realize how much of a pain customers like you can be...but its walmart. no one likes walmart, besides the old folk.

and i thought this thread was gunna be another complaint about walmart, thank you for not doing that. i went into a walmart 2 days ago and discovered that it was infact the largest in the world, including and escalator and elevator...im gonna do what you did n see how long it takes them
 
if they have an escalator, then they have the special escalators for carts. Sit in a cart and go down the car escalator. I've always wanted to do that.
 
the one near my house is a super wal-mart with groceries and it just opened and they have security guards.
 
no that is not a tall tee, it's just a big ass t shirt. they are made for fat people so to get one that's long enough to fit like an actual tall tee it's gonna be wide enough to fit like 3 normal people in it.

oh and did I mention how cool you are? you're cool.
 
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